S-Clarke

Based on how close it is right now, I reckon we're into a final game of the season show-down - and you'll still be in the reckoning. I think Derby are certs, not 100% sure on Norwich just yet - but they're on a good run that's for sure.

''What do you feel about global warming?''

''What did you think about Chelsea's acting on Wednesday night?'' ''What do you think of the state of English teams in Europe?'' ''Do you believe Chelsea froze on the occasion?'' ''What is your opinion on the performance of Gareth Bale?'' ''Will you be Barcelona manager soon?'' ''Oh, and any injury news for your team?''

He gives me advice in training, as do Shane Long and Graziano Pelle, with my shooting and movement. Oh dear

Cabaye wasn't even on the bench. He's thrown his career away.

Whops.

Chelsea are a good side, but by my reckoning they're going through their ''spell'' at the moment. All teams have them at some point during the season, so this is probably as good time as ever to face them.

What the hell have I just watched? Crazy pole.

You're right, he's not played enough for me...but you can tell in the occasions he has played that he is a player. He's a proven Champions League player and he's in our squad, pretty remarkable we got him in the first place. Kudos to Koeman for that one, and if he had the pull to bring him here originally you'd think we have a chance, even if slim, to keep him here long-term.

You can be a bit mental sometimes. If you truly believe that Koemans targets at the start of the season was a Top 4 onslaught and challenge, then you are a bit of a silly man. The target, as well publicized throughout the club in the summer, was if possible....to keep the same level as last year and maybe even do a bit better. I'd say he's smack bang on target and actually probably ahead of where the club believed he'd be and where many fans believed he'd be. So shove your diabolical failure remark back up your arse where it came from.

Will we get the opportunities to iron out our wrinkles though? That's the problem we will have. We will most likely spend the summer trying to replace our best players, the wrinkles will just carry over.

Spurs, Liverpool, City and Chelsea in their next 5.

Your expectations are all over the place.

Where the hell would they be if they had a Dodgy keeper to compliment the rest of their dodgy team? They've never really played well and once they start playing the bigger sides, it will come back to bite them. As we've seen. The next few weeks for them are huge, and us I might add.

He's had such a forgettable season. Seems to be made of glass. £32m. Bank.

We dodged an enormous bullet in Rojo, that's for sure. Still think he's a better LB.

Yes, we're completely up **** creek right now. Hanging onto the league by our finger nails.

As long as one of Arsenal, Liverpool or Utd win the FA Cup (given that they'll obviously finish within the top 6) then 7th will get the space. It looks likely, but stranger things have happened.

De Gea Clyne Fonte Terry Bertrand Morgan Cesc Eriksen Hazard Kane Willian Subs - Lloris, 'Dave', Big Vic, Costa, Coutinho, Can, Sanchez Manager - Koeman, obvs. As class as Toby has looked, he simply hasn't played enough to be considered player of the season or within the team of the season IMO.

My favorite Connolly goal was the one against M'Boro, 25 pass goal or similar. Was a very good player for us in L1 and even in the NPC. So clever and class in his movement and touch, just a shame injuries finally caught up with him. Will always have fond memories of him at Saints.

Maybe the last 2 days were more than enough ART, what with all the broken ankles and legs they're suffering with atm.

Shes' well involved in it all, good to see. Hopefully she stuffed a nice new meaty contract up Morgans sleeve when she was picking him up.

5 pts separating 1st > 7th. Too close to call, with just 10 games to go.

Down to 7th as it stands.

Seeing Jay out there is amazing. (I'm pretty sure it was him!)