S-Clarke

Our ****ness has pretty much handed 6th to them on a plate.

He screams Gaston to me, may look good but ultimately achieves nothing. Ditch in the summer.

He has been a total mess for a good while now, has always been one of my fav's.

Pelle should be fined every time he tries to do one of those stupid flicks, tricks, back heals. Utter waste of anything.

Sweepstake for Clyne's transfer? Clearly happening, he's not interested anymore. He's already planning what new car he's going to buy and the new wardrobe. If we had another competent natural right back, I'd play him over Clyne right now. Such a depressing end to his career here, he should be ashamed.

Can the mods actually ban this ****? or are WUM's allowed these days? Contributes nothing other than ****.

Shambolic ****.

This 2nd half is even worse so far, just dross. Not a good performer out there.

We've been poor for a while now, we never really look like scoring, and now we're letting goals in for fun as we don't have a GK. Not a good recipe. Roll on the summer and let's, for once, ensure we have a decent GK setup - please. Pointless just having 1 good GK at this level.

0.1/10

I must admit, I get so ****ed off with Pelle constantly flapping his arms around moaning at everyone else, pointing at everyone else - he's not doing anything flaming thing himself.

Can we just play Fonte in goal?

Last away goal in the league was West Ham, 3-1.

It seems as if Toby is trying to make himself look ****, so Madrid decide to let him stay here.

Hold the back pages, Gazza made a save.

W'ere fighting for the 'Who can end the season more ****?'' award. Level pegging at the mo.

He should just be released in the summer, preferably after this game. Horrendous player. No idea what the recruitment team were thinking when they thought signing him was a good idea. It was followed by Mayka too, so I hope those 2 scouts have been sacked.

That finished last week, and like Magic, we had big features on Chelsea's defense and why it's so good. I must have lost all of the features they had on our back 4 when we were the best up until last week.

Please send your obvious problems to Freepost, Staplewood. thx

If only football was that straight forward.

People underestimate how important a competent goal keeper is. Organizing, communicating, pushing the centre backs out, distribution. They're a rudderless ship with a couple of flappers behind them who seem incapable of making a save.

He shouldn't be a GK.

2 new keepers. an absolute MUST, otherwise we'll be in this position again.

Gazzaniga is clearly a joke player. Should never be near our team. Any shot on target, it's in.

And as you most often are, the chances are good for us.