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I like how each of his sentences is also a paragraph. Also, how most of his sentenceparagraphs are so poorly written and full of bullcräp.

Nope!

*pro-rata

Phone them and say you want to change cover to the 1980 Ford Mexico you've just bought. Oh... and it's had some suspension, brakes and engine modifications. Or, that you need to have your pals Gastòn Ramires and Rickie Lambert added to the policy. They'll not want to insure either, so will have to give you a pro-rats refund ;-) Then you're free to reinsure.

Thanks. I aim to please.

As long as you don't have access to a gun or two, there's nothing to worry about.

Gold does, but holding up a 'Keep Quiet' sign at occasional intervals does not really.

You know the Nutjobs are getting to you when you report a spoof account and have it suspended!! ;-)

Unless otherwise directed by signs or road markings, Wurzel is correct and you are in the wrong lane.

They could go and join the Queer Church if they wanted then. It's a win:win.

I almost always do. I am probably the most courteous driver on the road when it comes to letting vehicle turn into junctions ahead of me, pull out of side roads and overtaking on motorways (and I'm not joking!) The ones that I won't always let out are drivers who try to 'force' their way out. If you're going to be rude and try to bully other drivers, then you can wait your turn with me, I'm afraid. When driving alone I will be more courteous than if I am carrying a fare - purely because some passengers are idiots and think you're slowing their journey down or doing it to try to increase the fare. When carrying passengers, my courtesy will extend to situations where it does not affect the journey i.e. allowing a car to turn right, across my path into a side road, so I do not lose any time or fall further back in a queue of traffic. Only in moderate to heavy traffic will I let cars emerge from side roads in front of me if I am carrying a fare. I will say though, it's commuters that are the most ignorant of drivers on the road: the sort of people who drive to work in busy rush hour, leave their car parked up all day and then drive home in busy rush hour. These people are stressed, ignorant and discourteous because they only ever encounter other stressed and ignorant drivers. It's like someone flicks a 'time to drive like a ***t' switch from 8-9am and then 4.30-6pm. During the day, most road users are taxis, buses, delivery drivers, retired people, people going to the shops: generally professional drivers and people not really in a hurry. As a result, then road habits and behaviour of these drivers are FAR mor friendly and courteous than then commuting idiots.

Dual cameras - the set up gives a clear view out of the offside and rear windows.

CCTV I my cabs. I am considering a dashboard mounted camera in my other vehicles too though: too many idiot drivers on the road. I've looked at a few systems, but may just go for a Veho Muvi as it's more versatile and can be used elsewhere too.

You pay your fiver to generally act like a retard.

Michael McIntyre should watch his back...

That said bītch, not cōck, by the way.

Queers should just start their own church and stop all this flouncy, *****-slapping nonsense.

Six Dials is the junction where St Andrews Road meets New Road, Northam Road and Kingsway - the junction you come to next when taking the correct lane off of Charlotte Place towards Northam ;-)

... plus the massive road signs before you enter the roundabout telling you which lane to be in for your intended exit, may... umm... Have been... err... I mean... hang on a minute... Errr... oh yeah... those massive road signs may have been blown away in the wind... or something. I drive all over the country, yet can still manage to be in the correct lane at all times - thanks to the road signs and lane markings.

Minty, the Charlotte Place roundabout is not Six Dials. So many people make this mistake at this roundabout ... ;-)

Having worked in motor insurance claims for a number of years before having my own Uninsured Loss Recovery and Legal Expenses business specialising in non-fault motor accidents: I think O'll take my chances with my knowledge of the law, case law over any layman's suggestion; thanks all the same. I am always established in the left hand lane slightly ahead of the other vehicle; The other vehicle is the one ignoring the clearly marked lane markings and road signs and changing lanes; if we ever collide, the other vehicle's nearside is going to impact my O/S/R. My vehicle is also fitted with cctv and cameras - believe me: it would NOT be a 50/50 case.

A similar thing happens at the Charlotte Place (Jury's Inn) roundabout. The left hand lane, as it passes the East Park Terrace turning, is for vehicles exiting at Brunswick Place OR the next exit, the A33 towards The Avenue. The trouble is, there are two lanes exiting into Brunswick Place off the roundabout, so vehicles think it's ok to be in the right hand lane and exit into the right hand lane on Brunswick. If any of you use this roundabout regularly and do this, you'd better hope I'm not in the left hand lane alongside you! I ALWAYS position myself in the left hand lane as I pass the East Park Terrace exit, whenever I want to exit at Brunswick Place OR the A33. If I exit onto Brunswick, I will exit (slowly) into the right hand lane and stop you from cutting across into that right hand lane. Similarly, I will be driving slowly on to the A33, just ahead of your vehicle if I see you indicating to cut across into Brunswick. I absolutely LOVE doing this. The reactions, from blasting horns to hand gestures to frothing obscenities, from the drivers I (correctly) impede is priceless. There have been occasions where I have stopped my vehicle on the roundabout or exit to point out to such drivers how they have incorrectly tried to exit the roundabout, in contravention of the clearly marked lanes and road signs. The look on their faces when they go from a rage to embarrassment is priceless. "No need to apologise, just take it as a free driving education, from me to you." always helps:-) I suggest you grow some balls, position yourself just ahead of any vehicle when you reach that exit, and be prepared to stand your ground. If they collide with your vehicle they're in the wrong.

Which direction are you coming from?

I was previously hoping that the judge in the forthcoming court case would value FP at a few £million more than the PST wanted. Now? I'm hoping it comes in somewhere around £2.75-3m so that the PST/PDT bid bumbles along and some more Blue Few mugs donate £1000 each to the Developers to watch their youth team struggle in L2 next season. In a season or two (if they continue to even exist by the) they could well be playing non-league football, still carrying the CVA debt and wishing they'd taken out advice years ago to fold and start a Phoenix club. Either they go bust soon, or we have even longer to enjoy their further demise. This is brilliant :-)

Blow those feckers up! (the Germans not the bags)