Wade Garrett

Lallana was very good at jumping over the ball in the penalty box. F*cking show pony c*nt.

Anyone got any advice for me. I can run barely 1000 metres before my right calf starts to stiffen up. Could it be something to do with uneven pavements. I stretch before I start, so I know it's not that.

Love the condemnation and stereotyping going on here, based on typical sensationalist journalism.

I'd keep him just for his goal celebration v Palace, where he honoured Kelvin. Very classy.

Anyone else getting really f*cking bored of all this bullsh*t now?

Like saying I'm flattered because Kelly Brook wants me to give her one.

Unbelievable! Would never happen these days.

His form was outstanding after he left Spurs.

What sort of football does FDBs teams play?

Top man Jimmy. The Piam Brown ward of Southampton General is an amazing place that looks after sick children. Sadly they couldn't save the daughter of friends of ours, but it wasn't through the want of trying.

The idea that an agent wouldn't tell his client about a more lucrative move (and more commission for himself) is laughable. As I have said before, it's a stitch up.

Was he? Or is this some sort of ruse. Old agent is the good guy, then gets his other client in at Saints. Sorry, I don't buy it.

Will you be buying a new orange shell suit? Would also come in handy for weddings/court appearances.

, I don't. Too coincidental, suggests a stitch up to me.

Pellegrini. Done a superb job at clubs in La Liga comparable in size to us. Really don't want Flores or AVB.

I don't know how it's going to turn out for Everton in the future, but his summary of us is difficult to argue with.

Do you still have to go to the bottom of your garden for a sh*t?

Neville Southall can't be discounted. He's looking particularly sharp these days.

If Les is serious about the barnet of the new manager, David Armstrong must be near the top of his list.

Simple then, Ron and the club tell Everton to f*ck off, and Ron signs a new contract. Doesn't matter to me who loses face behind the scenes, it would be best for the club and I reckon the supporters would be over the moon.

You might be getting him mixed up with Kenny Lynch.

Granted he's not young, but this might be a positive. Much less likely to be tempted elsewhere in a couple of years time. He has tons of European experience. Took 2 similar clubs in Villareal and Malaga into the last 4/8 of the Champions League. He wasn't good on the young player side at City, but that was probably more to do with club policy. He's obviously a good coach, has got players to over-achieve at smaller clubs. He also knows the Premier League well. Have I sold it to you?

What attributes do you think we're looking for Charlie?

The most iconic sportsperson ever. A true legend.

You missed out him getting Villareal to the Champions League semi-finals as well. Would be perfect for us.