Wade Garrett

I would add Pellegrini to the shortlist of Schmidt and Tuchel.

Gates would be more than welcome in Woolston, and I would be happy to have a pint with him in my local. But if he started giving it the big one about Windows 10 and Microsoft Edge, I would f*cking end him. 'Oi, Gates Nooooo'.

Works for me.

So if we don't sell VVD there is no transfer budget? Sounds about right to be fair.

I couldn't give a monkeys how much money he's been offered. He signed a 5 year deal and Ralph said we didn't have to sell this Summer.

I'm not sure they disliked him personally. It seems that professionally they didn't rate his coaching, training sessions or tactics.

A good 85% of our home supporters, and probably the vast majority of the squad would disagree. I wish him every success back in France. Some things just don't work out.

That's nice. What team do you own?

Thought Corbyn did OK. Mind you, the questioners giving him a hard time had the collective intelligence of a large plank of wood. Especially the hooray Henry at the front who liked zero hours contracts so much, yeah right.

Strictly speaking, we can make him stay another 5 years. Relax anyway, Ralph has already said there'll be no firesale this Summer.

Quite frankly, I can't believe Puel's exit from us depends on whether he gets the job at St Etienne. I hope he sorts himself out though.

Why does he have to answer anything to you?

I'll go for 2pm tomorrow.

Pretty much agree with most of that. Not sure the club would particularly want to sell it as Puel moving up the ladder though.

I know it's only a kit, but how good would that be. I remember the socks on the old Patrick kit were outstanding quality, similar to the 80s Barcelona ones, very soft.

Bizarre.

I think ericb has intimated that's what we're doing.

If that's true, he's already been sacked, or he's just sacked himself.

If it's true that he's spoken to them, then surely his position here is untenable.

I'm sorry, but no matter how long you give it, you can't polish a turd.

Will the current board make a decision before any potential takeover goes ahead? Not so sure myself. If I was paying £200m I would want my say over who has the most important position at the club.

I think, maybe, the joke went over your head.

Isn't a shame that Momentum hijacked the Labour Party that I supported all my life and installed Corbyn as leader. With that record in government, a Labour Party run by the likes of Dan Jarvis, David Milliband, James Purnell and Liz Kendall, would have had a really good chance of beating the Tories. Instead, Labour have Corbyn, Abbott, Thornberry and Corbyn's mate whose name I can't even remember at the moment, but he's the one who like Corbyn has spent a lifetime sucking off terrorists. Absolute joke of a party now, who are a million miles from getting my vote.

Sadly, no.

He is f*cking crap. I've watched games this season in 3 different areas and to a man, everyone around me thought the same. In fact, I haven't spoken to anyone in person who wants him to stay. Sh*te. He should be the new face of Nytol.