Wade Garrett

Leave it.

He's got a sh*t beard And crappy tattoos Adam Lallana Is an absolute c*nt. Nice lyrics that.

He doesn't appear to have any tattoos. Does the the club have their own official tattooist? Ginger Toms in Bedford Place would be an excellent choice. Apparently, Cortese sent Lovren there to have the Champions League trophy inked on his foreskin.

Can't top that.

:):)

Good and fair point very well made.

I must be the biggest f#ckwit in history if I was taken for a simpleton by people who tuck their jogging bottoms into their white socks to show off their loafers. I absolutely believe you about how boring day to day scousery is. You can only watch Betamax videos of Brookside so many times.

One of the best posts I have ever read. Superb.

I had a weekend in Liverpool once. Ended up in the once famous Grafton Ballrooms. The people there are all really funny and like laughing at their own jokes. I also liked the photos of the dole inspectors on the walls of the pubs in Kirkby. The women were really chatty, but they speak a funny language up there that involves them spitting at you when they're trying to get a sentence out. They also think they all knew The Beatles, before they got famous (the point when they left the sh*thole behind, at the very earliest opportunity). Bill Shankly has also personally visited each and every one of them in their homes.

I don't think Morgan will be going anywhere. Arsenal apparently want him every Summer, and he himself has been making conciliatory noises since his World Cup ended.

Couldn't give a monkeys about Lovren's 'ambitions'. We paid decent money for him, put him on a salary he'd never earned anything near on, and he hasn't even given us a whole season yet. Keep him, and tell Liverpool to f*ck off.

It appears that I touched cloth a little prematurely as Twente's boss has just announced Tadic is signing for us. I, of course, continue to have total faith in the powers that be at St Mary's.

Why could Everton pay wages in excess of what we can? I don't see it myself.

Les Reed is the football man on the board, surely he wouldn't be stupid enough to go along with that. Sure way to relegation.

I'm not. Koeman would never have accepted the job under such penal conditions. It would just be annoying if a reasonable target (we're not talking about Keegan here) couldn't be tied up by the club.

Thanks for the info, but if we went into the season with that side we would be relegated, no doubt.

Even with more money to play with in the transfer market, we still lose out on targets. Forgive me for being p*ssed off.

If Everton are interested, it would explain why the deal seems to be taking an age to get over the line. Have my doubts over whether this one will complete.

Wouldn't touch him with a barge pole.

He might go if he believed Cortese when he sold him the dream of Championship football.

Top is ok, red piping on the shorts is crap.

Nice kit, not as good as the Keegan one though.

I don't know, but it could be another one that may be be proving a bit tricky getting over the line.

They're the players I'm talking about.

We have bids in for 2 players, neither of which have completed. We have a manager who is less than a week into the job. We have our best defender and midfielder reportedly leaving as well. It would be easy to be more than a little worried about how things are going. I have confidence in the board and management, though it would seem they really need to get a shift on with players in.