Wade Garrett

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I really hope he falls on his arse this season. Arrogant tw*t. Wasn't that long ago he was sacked by Reading.

City Arsenal Chelsea Utd Saints 14th Burnley Leicester WBA Norwich Fulham Forest Low expectations for Saints at the moment based on our current squad.

Wonder if Rory can break his day 2 hoodoo.

I'd like a song based on either the Flintstones or Three Coins In A Fountain.

Put my money on Rose, Rory, Fowler and Donald. What do you lot reckon?

Scholesy has retired.

I think he's saying that they couldn't hold it against Ings if Burnley chose to sell him. Not that difficult.

Have faith in Guan.

It's all about opinions. Disagree what he says about Saints, agree with what he says about the FA.

Is it a big yellow M?

Still think we need another striker.

Think we'll have to agree to disagree.

Looking forward to him improving under Koeman after being criminally mismanaged by the treacherous Argie.

Sorensen stayed at Stoke. He might just have the bottle to stay, be professional and fight for the shirt.

In a box!

Put that tent down in your pants, no source, just my opinion.

I reckon you could be wrong.

Adam who?

I apologise, how about sh*tc*nt?

I think your liberal use of the term 'bedwetter' is a bit insulting for those of us with wee wee problems and rubber bed sheets. Can you not just use the term 'c*nt'.

Leave it.

He's got a sh*t beard And crappy tattoos Adam Lallana Is an absolute c*nt. Nice lyrics that.

He doesn't appear to have any tattoos. Does the the club have their own official tattooist? Ginger Toms in Bedford Place would be an excellent choice. Apparently, Cortese sent Lovren there to have the Champions League trophy inked on his foreskin.

Can't top that.