Wade Garrett

Sue him for breach of contract.

It would be odd if everything was agreed, yet he is still training at Twente, and a medical is arranged a couple of days down the line. To me, that gives anyone else interested an opportunity to steal him from under our noses. Personally, as soon as everything is agreed, I would want the player on the next plane in. This could be Colin Todd all over again.

Players in rarely goes smoothly for us.

He is to us what Pierre Van Hooijdonk is to Forest supporters, or what Kenwyne Jones is to us. A treacherous c*nt. I think the Liverpool bubble will well and truly burst when Suarez goes. I sincerely hope so.

Like the fact that Ron has got black boots on. Old school, and better than the multi-coloured sh*t that most of the others wear.

Excellent work my friend.

This.

Patrick are part of the Cortina Group, and have been since 2008.

Are you sure about that?

Still think we should have contacted Patrick to produce the 'Keegan' kit. They would have sucked our directors off for an in to the Premier League.

Heard the training shirts are white with yellow stripes that 'get thicker'.

I don't know your dad Bearsy. I'm sorry to hear he's a c*nt, I hope he didn't touch you in your special place.

Strachan called possession football 'propoganda' football. Sometimes you need to be braver on the ball instead of taking the Ray Wilkins option.

I don't buy into the NC plan, load of mumbo jumbo. It's just that they've all had a good season, and see the opportunity of striking while the iron's hot.

Don't blame him for leaving Saints. Feel quite sorry for him, we only gave him a 5 year deal at £45k a week. It's akin to slavery. How on earth can he live on that. We didn't deserve any sort of loyalty or gratitude. W@nker.

Maybe we will go 2 up front.

I have thought long and hard about a reasoned response to the original post, so here goes: we have Katharina to thank for our meteoric rise from League 1, which is where we were when her father sadly passed away. I will be eternally grateful for everything she has done for us. Anyone calling for her to sell, because we aren't going for Champions League, and somehow blame her for the greed of the modern disloyal player, is in my book, an absolute c*nt. Or even worse, a skate.

Yeah

I bet the w@nkers will wear white suits to a Wembley final. C*nts.

I remember a few years ago, travelling to Exeter for a midweek game, and Lallana driving himself down there to support the team. How times have changed. Now he changes the lives of Brazilian kids by kicking a ball with them, and hangs around with Gerrard. F*cking big-headed c*nt. After years of having a soft spot for the scousers, I really hope they fail miserably next season. He is well suited to the classless club they now are. F*cking workshy, thieving bast* rds.

After the appointment of Koeman, I have a confidence in the board and owner that was previously wavering. i am sure that we have quality replacements lined up to replace Shaw, Lallana and anyone else we are happy to sell. Koeman wouldn't gave come here if he didn't think he could do a good job. Keep the faith.

He's not the Messi, he's a very naughty boy.

I reckon it should be Wonderwall, Vindaloo or Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds.

Bert Royal

They should only let him play in future if he lets Chiellini smash his teeth out. Then he can play like Joe Jordan with his falsies out.