Wade Garrett

Didn’t see many cryptic clues about Cornet. Could it be that the COT is really the COBS? Make of that what you will…

If Arxher isn’t a centre-forward then my cock’s a bloater.

Lallana’s quick 1 touch passing is brilliant.

I went to Venice a few years ago. Fucking shithole now, got more graffiti than the Thornhill bronx.

He’s a mug then. If it goes tits up his feet won’t touch the ground.

I remember when players were too good for Villa. By signing them, they became a Champions League team. Before the pedants cream their pants, I’m not suggesting that’s what we’ll be.

Agent looks like he’s been on the dusty showbiz.

Fair play to him, he’s made a career of spouting shite. Talksport think he’s an authority on football rather than the bullshit chancer he is.

You’re probably right. That’s if Ipswich don’t put in a late bid.

Brilliant if we can get Ramsdale in. Just a centre-forward to go.

Peter Shilton shagged some bird in the back of a mini.

A solid spine includes a decent keeper and a decent centre-forward.

He would be playing and obviously backs himself to impress potential suitors.

Hope this isn’t true. If it is, why didn’t we get the lad from Sunderland?

Always a bit of a risk for a player to see his contract out. If he gets injured he’s in the shit.

It’s bullshit.

Would rather loan or buy Ings than buy some shite Brazilian reserve who has two left feet. What the fuck are our scouting team smoking?

I played semi-pro as well. Played with plenty of shite players. Doesn’t make me Jimmy fucking Hill either.

How did RussBall work out in the Premier League last season for Burnley?

If he’s not pragmatic and continues with his style, he will be sacked by the end of September.

What are you taking about?

How can we play with 2 wide men and no centre-forward. Ridiculous. No wonder it was Southampton nil again. He continues trying to be too clever for his own good.

Never appreciated that side of Ramsdale’s game. Hope we get him.

We’re getting our pants pulled down. Just give us the cash and keep your dud players.

Sorry I didn’t add value. I’ll try much harder next time.