Wade Garrett

They've still got North and Haddon.

Not worth commenting again on commenting on until work actually starts.

I don't look great and my personality is sh*t.

I did, but thanks for the advice anyway.

It should stop just before Christmas, and start again on the FA Cup 3rd round weekend. Footballers are normal just like us and should be able to celebrate Christmas and the New Year with their families, or their favourite prostitutes.

I was refused a doctor's appointment once because I wouldn't tell the receptionist what was wrong with me. Nosey bastard - is she a qualified medical professional? - no. Has she signed the hypocratic oath? - no. The doctor's were crap there anyway, on one occasion the GP kept looking things up in a book, and on another a different GP didn't look up from her computer through nearly the entire appointment. (I'm not a hypochondriac, on average I have less than 1 appointment a year). I changed surgeries.

We have Cowell to thank for a lot of the boyband culture and general crap that is popular today. Would love another Sex Pistols to come through right now and smash all this talentless manufactured rubbish to bits.

That's what they said about Keegan and Shilton signing for us.

Cool as f*ck. The thought of smoking makes me feel physically sick, I've never even had a drag. I have to resort to masturbation to pump my creative pistons.

I hope you put on your hobnail boots and broke the Guinness Book of World Records for number 1 c*nt kickerer in.

Why don't we go for Bridge as well. He's made his money, and could come back down here and help us out. I hear Rooney's a bit unhappy as well, he's made his money. He could come down here and help us out. I'm sure we could get all these players, as it's such a nice place to live and quite near the Forest. For Rooney, there is the added bonus of the world famous Derby Road, for a bit of slap and tickle with a diseased ming*r whenever it takes his fancy.

I'm a parent and I'm not soft. I beat f*ck out of my missus last night because my dinner wasn't on the table at 6pm. Hard as f*ck.

It's a fait ber that there's nothing wrong with your tumble dryer. Quite often it cuts out because maybe the filter needs clearing. There is a reset button on the back of your dryer that just needs pressing to get the thing working again. It will be quite a small button, but give it a try.

Tell the nosy c*nt to f*ck right off next time. Bank cashiers, I sh*t 'em.

And the Euros are being made bigger, with 24 teams in the finals. If I was in charge of the FA, I would treat future World Cups as nothing more than friendly matches to prepare for the more important UEFA European Championships. Never again should we have to cap in hand to arseholes like Blatter and Jack Warner(responsible for the Concacaf block vote, 3 votes out of 22 to someone from the footballing hotspot of Trinadad!). Try and get the Spanish, Portugese and Dutch on board as well. F*ck the World Cup.

F*cking bent bastards. Gangsters the lot of them. I wouldn't even bother to put teams into future World Cups now. F*ck international football and f*ck FIFIA.

P Rick is a wonker, signed teacher.

I think we would be better served in Europe, so that we can influence the very concerns that you, I and a great many people have. If we can work with the Germans and France (our military brother) to mould a different Europe we could potentially be better off than by leaving it. Currently, it appears that the benefits of the EU membership are less than the drawbacks. Throwing in the towel, and taking our ball back isn't necessarily the best way of dealing with the problem though.

Are we going to lend to them then? I actually agree with what you are saying if we are.

We are lending Ireland money because if there eceonomy fails then it will have a massive knock on effect in this country. We are lending at a rate that is higher than we are paying, so we will profit from helping them out. Seems like a win win to me. I don't rate Gideon Osborne, but he is right on this one.

I think he's more effective playing on their shoulder of their last defender.

To be fair to the BBC, they went to FIFA when they had firm evidence of wrongdoing, and FIFA chose not to act. This reasonably leads to the belief that they condone the wrongdoings. If FIFA had done the right thing, Panorama wouldn't have run with the story.

I think you'd be very disappointed.

Churchill would have thought you were a right c*nt, you mad bastard.

That's how I see as well. I think we'd be better suited by Lallana in the hole, with either one or both of Lambert and Barnard up front. However, this would probably upset the balance of the team. Just play a straight 4-4-2, with Chaplow attacking down the middle, and Lallana and AOC attacking out wide.