Wade Garrett

It's not rocket science. Fonte, in my opinion, is a better player. Dann is overrated, and over-valued.

He's well overpriced. His agent has done a magnificent job leaking supposed interest from top teams. If he's worth £5m, then Fonte is worth £15m.

I am less then bothered how it makes me look. That boring f*cker has been waiting for us to lose so that he can start moaning. He is a prize pr*ck, as are the rest of the moaners after 1 defeat. Spoilt brats. This is Saints, not Barcelona.

You are a prize pr*ck. F*ck off.

Judge the club when the window shuts and our business has concluded. Until then, these theories, based on anonymous internet postings, are a waste of time.

Definitely Shilton, followed by Niemi. Flowers played his best football at Blackburn. When we had Shilts he was arguably the best keeper in the world.

I'm old school. You can't beat fanny. Another favourite that hasn't been mentioned is *****.

The problem with missing out on Baldock, Sharp and Rodrigues (all of whom we have bid for, probably) is that it could be perceived that the forward we eventually land is in effect 4th choice.

Colin is a prat. If we have annoyed him, great.

If we don't sign him, the virtual reality suicide rate is going to rocket with SaintsWeb posters.

It might predate the Inbetweeners, but there is no doubt that its widespread use today is down to the programme. Before the programme about the 4 adolescents, clunge was very rarely used. Fanny, Axe-Wound, Beef Curtains or growler were all far more popular, as well as the really special word, c*nt.

Have you just been watching The Inbetweeners? I remember a few years ago, after 'The Football Factory', loads of people were using the 'mugged off' phrase. It's amazing the power films have over simpletons.

If the Peel group used its own money for the cruise facility they could have gone for whatever business was up for grabs. Unfortunately for them, they took grants under very strict conditions. Their decision, and tough luck.

'The terminal was funded entirely by grants from the European Union and the UK taxpayer. The money was given on the strict condition that it must not operate turnaround cruises, so the terminal couldn’t unfairly take business from private sector competitors. Yet less than two years after it was opened Liverpool Council was applying to have the condition removed. Now, just 18 months after that application was resoundingly rejected, the council is back again with the same request.' Bit of a no-brainer. Totally unfair on Southampton and other ports. Petition signed.

I haven't forgiven Pearce for that Pizza Hut advert.

The chipshops in Woolston are f*cking rank, without exception.

Our business does look a bit messy of late, but it's not worth wetting yourselves or slagging anyone off until the window has closed.

I reckon Lambert should have got picked as well, and Connolly and Jaidi. Pearce is a f*cking mong.

With the sale of AOC, I must admit, I was hoping for a couple of 'marquee' signings. I live in hope.

No, that was Keith Granger.

Clifford and Woodward was an effort by Rupert Lowe to break the football mould. Clifford, unfortunately, is a bit of a charlatan. His 'Brazilian Soccer Schools' are well marketed, but massively inferior to other youth coaching projects. Our own Keith Granger has a far better scheme with his Football Garage. £300k salary for a kids coach was an absolute joke. No wonder clubs haven't been banging Clifford's door down since he left us. Ridiculous.

But equally, getting Jack Cork early in the window was very smart, as he has been excellent so far.

Andy, well done on your results and good luck on going for a really worthwhile degree with great career prospects. Much better that than others who do Media Studies, Film Studies etc. and realise their degrees are virtually worthless in the modern world.

Wow, think how much money you could save by not sending serious criminals to jail. The savings in the long run of banging up the feral youth will more than outweigh the cost of keeping them in prison.

They should work for at least 8 of those 23 hours.