Wade Garrett

Past giving a fuck to be honest. We have shite owners who aren’t interested in improving the team. Continually get rid of good players and sign shit ones. I really regret renewing my season ticket as I don’t see anything changing. Norwich will probably beat us as they have a decent centre-forward.

I fail to see how a CB and a CF that can’t get in the side are ins that make sense.

Sounds about right for us then. Another signing that won’t improve the first team. Keep it up Johannes.

100% this.

Get the Stoke keeper. He is better blindfolded than Bazunu.

I hope Still is demanding what players he wants from Spors rather than just accept the absolute shite he has been given up to now.

Better than that fucking fraud Martin then.

Ings on a free fucking loses the shite we’ve got.

He looks like another fucking charlatan to me.

Why would we buck the trend and buy players better than we have?

Criminal we haven’t signed him. Especially with Ramsdale gone. Bazunu is nowhere near good enough.

You must be joking. His performance against Wrexham was as inept as you could see. Absolute fucking dogshit.

Couldn’t have put it better myself. Spors brief is obviously to buy low and hope they turn out ok. It is fucking nonsense. Had a fucking gutful of Dragan and SR. Unfortunately we’re stuck with the incompetent wankers.

Can we buy players that will improve the team. Not £3m centre backs who get bombed out after a couple of games because they’re shite and a centre-forward who couldn’t score in a brothel. Oh, and a new keeper as well as Baz is shit.

Predictable. Would be no loss if we sold him.

He couldn’t put one in from inside the 6 yard box with the keeper on his arse against Wrexham so don’t get your hopes up.

How on earth is Armstrong starting? He was dogshit against Wrexham.

I don’t blame them to be fair. Just agree a price and get it done, or walk away. They want cash, not add-ons.

The only time anyone liked Stoke City was over 50 years ago when they had Geoff Hurst and Gordon Banks playing for them. Fucking load of cloggers since then. Fucking horrible people. Probably lots of mum and dads that are closely related judging by the total fuckwits that support them. As Ian Botham once said about Pakistan, I wouldn’t even send my mother-in-law there. 2-1 win. Will Still starting to get his methods over to the team. Their Stone Island wannabes will be foaming all over their velour tracksuits. Wankers.

Chuck in a Skoda and a couple of goats and get the deal over the line.

We’re buying players like we’re Preston North End, not a side with parachute payments and 30k+ sellouts every week. Not particularly impressed at the moment but hopefully that changes.

Probably another £3m signing. Starting to feel a bit mugged off. I don’t think he would improve our starting XI.

Fuck Spunkstain off and move onto realistic targets. Fucking embarrassing being giving the runaround by an Armenian. Get back to your goats you wanker.

Looked great when he scored that goal pre-season. Give him a chance.

Careful, you’ll be fighting wabid animals within a week.