Thorpe-le-Saint

We have to help them because we use to OWN THEM and it is mainly down to us and the way we withdrew from the sub-continent that Pakistan is in a ****ty state anyway.

The man is seemingly NEVER at work, so just what does he do for a living? I'm going for the one of the most hated jobs in society...traffic warden. He certainly has the intellect for one. What does the rest of The Lounge reckon?

Where the **** are you in these pictures then eh?

Thankfully being 25 I'm still pretty 'au fait' with the tricks of using mobiles and iPhones in school so I can spot them a mile off. You should see their faces when I tell them I too use to try to get away with listening to my earphones by running the lead down my sleeve and then resting my head in my hand.

Have you been reading a paper from 2000? 99.99999999999999999999999999999999% of schools have had this in place for years and years. Shall we move on to the next hysterical headline?

You wouldn't think it was a democratic right with the amount of leasing with the authorities you have to do.

Not 'are', 'our' you dinlo.

Manure 6-3. Failing that, Wolves away 6-0.

I would hazard a guess the company will 'restructure', ask you all to re-apply for your jobs, and then simply not employ the people they want to get rid of and give you three months minimum salary.

For God's sake, what a load of absolute toilet. Have you been in a coma or something? We were bought by a MULTI-BILLIONAIRE and when he died the financial security of the club was passed to his estate. Until I hear official confirmation from the club or his estate (NOT SOME PALACE MESSAGEBOARD!) I will continue to sleep soundly. Dear Lord!

I'm sure we'll just quietly and confidently thump them like we did Bompey.

Hmmm, not really though eh?

This

I over payed £130 - happy days.

This, but I wish they would stop calling us "The scum", they've no reason too and it totally undermines them.

Maybe a return to Southampton, personally I think it's too much hassle. My brother can just pull his finger out and get on the train that rolls into Central at 10am.

Hi all, Travelling down to B'mouth from Colchester tomorrow but I want to get off at Soton Central to meet my brother in town before continuing my journey. Am I able to leave the train at Soton and then get back on again to continue my journey on a standard 'day return' ticket or do I need to faff about with singles? Many thanks!!

I'll add my name to this list, no ticket even though attended 10 aways this year. Ridiculous.

This. A tragedy nonetheless.

Just because you like that chant!

"This is how it feels to be Pompey, this is how it feels to be small, this is how it feels when your team means nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at al!" There, I think, I have it.

As in 'Girlfriend in a coma'? Ah good point Griffo, we could still change it for Pompey and sing it on Saturday though as it's a brilliant chant, you've got to give United their due, they come up with class chants.

I would like to see, especially for Bompey, a take on that United song "Nothing at all" "This is how it feels to be Bournemouth, This is how it feels to be small, This is how it feels when your team wins nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all" If perhaps a bit rich coming from Saints you could change the 'wins' to 'means' OR "Compared to Pompey your rivalry is nothing at all".

Eloquence has no place on this forum thank you ;-)

I don't think it's ever happened the other way has it?!?