Lord Duckhunter

The standard is pony, complete pony. I saw Sydney V Melbourne at Leichhardt Oval a couple of months back, best player on the pitch was Juan Mata & he’s about 50. Stadium was woeful, got fucking drenched, and the standard was Wessel league level.

I would…

Keepers are less protected in England than most of Europe, so it may take a while for him to come to terms and adjust when it comes to dealing with crosses. You only have to breathe on the keeper in some leagues & it’s a foul. Apart from that he looks solid enough & defo has a bit of a screw loose which is important in a Keeper. More presence than Baz & looks like he’ll dish a couple of bollockings out.

Starmer needs to get off his knees first.

Careful, Soggy wanted 2 of the said Planks to be PM.

Which clubs don’t?

Fuck me, his luck is changing. Every shot he faced for us, was riffled into top bins Lorimer style…

Whoops https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/8516780/jeremy-corbyn-forced-to-say-sorry-for-hiding-freebie-trip-to-new-york-given-to-him-by-anti-nukes-group/

Whoops https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-62431183.amp

You can always pick and choose shite. Everybody creaming themselves over Brighton & Bournemouth. Fucking hell, we had years picking up decent talent, then replacing it with decent talent, and did better with it than either of those teams (or Brentford for that matter).

People moan about MP’s being lobby fodder so what’s going to happen if they face by elections if they’ lose the whip. That’s one way to get MP’s to vote on party lines & stop independent thinking. If MP’s want to stand in a by elections as Carswell & Reckless did, that’s great. If they don’t, like Soubry & Gove didn’t, that’s up to them, they’ll face the electorate eventually. I don’t recall Soggy calling for Corbyn to face a by election…

Perhaps labour should abolish their all women shortlists, they’re clearly not getting talented chicks to the top. Imagine if the Tory party only picked white men to lead them, people wouldn’t be making these excuses. They’d be calling the membership dinosaurs, bigots & sexists for only choosing white men.

Starmer withdrew the whip from people who voted against maintaining the two child benefit cap. A policy they opposed in opposition and promised to abolish. So you’re making MP’s who actually didn’t deceive the public face a bye election because A PM who did, decided they should.

The Obsession

No.

Yeah that what we need to sort it out, poems. That’ll give the twats playing the kick up the backside needed.

It’s not just that. They’ve had leaders of Asian heritage, black & Jewish (don’t tell Soggy). What have labour had, white men. The only slightly diverse leader they had was Mad Ed, who was a Jew, even that was some 130 years after the Conservatives. Every time the membership get a vote, these “progressives” vote for the white bloke (preferably from North London)

Like every single defection the past 50 years?

With hindsight we should have backed Juric & let him kick out the toxic element of the dressing room. Should have told them, this blokes here for next season regardless of whether we go down. He could have then be part of the process of kicking these twats out. The problem was, the twats remained, and they’ve still not been dealt with because they all start again with a clean slate. It’s all well and good calling for a Pulis or similar to knock them into shape for the rest of the season, but nobody will be able to, unless it’s clear that the new bloke is here for a longer run & if results suffer because he drops a bad apple or two so be it…

He fits the profile of a labour leader. White, male, a London constituency. Doubt they’d want to risk someone with a 500 vote majority though..

Probably care the same as you did about Corbyn’s links to anti semites.

No, he wouldn’t.

What % of his passes are back to the player who passed to him? If there is a record, he’s fucking got it, alongside his sideways and backwards record. One of the biggest wankers I’ve seen in one of our shirts, bottled a couple of tackles yesterday as well. We need him out of the club asap…

What’s Wellington ever done, he’s as pony as the rest of them.

Don’t be ridiculous, that ship sailed years ago. There was no chance he’d leave Brentford for a club of our size and there’s less chance he’d do so after spurs