Lord Duckhunter

Rubbish. Chick football is pony. She wouldn’t be anywhere near the studio if she had a willy Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

Oh god. Turned on to watch Spurs and there’s some dopey bird doing the analysis. Professional men’s matches played zero. Only the lack of a penis gets her the job. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

Hull 6-0 now Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

Nigel’s Hull are flying. Silva blagged a couple of jobs after a spell up there. Everton should swap and get Nige on the bus. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

Brendan O’Neill spot on again. “When politicians say Britain would fall apart after a No Deal Brexit, what they’re really saying is that they are incompetent. That they cannot run the country. That the UK is a small, useless nation that won’t cope outside of the EU. It’s so insulting”. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

Since he told us Silva was “working wonders” at Everton, they haven’t won a game. Good job he had an insurance bet on him being the next manager sacked. Puel schooled him today, tactically far far better. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

He’s a arrogant posh way anchor. Did you hear last weeks podcast, banging on about a VvD giving the captains armband back to Henderson when he came on. Claims it shows the humility and ethic of Liverpool. Every game I’ve ever watched during which the captain has come on, he’s been given the armband, every ****ing team every ****ing game. Yet he makes out it’s special when Liverpool do it. He does my ****ing head in. Him & that dopey bird Rudd need to go. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

Pony, Leicester won the league by counter attacking and letting the other side have The Guv’nor. Puel, Pell were both all about controlling The Guv’nor and people were bored to tears. Too much modern football is obsessed with keeping The Guv’nor and therefore playing safety first possession stuff. We need to take a few chances with The Guv’nor and chuck him in the mixer now and again. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

It was 1.08 in 2009 and nobody wet their pants and stopped going abroad. It’s swings and roundabouts. Try Greece, because of their membership of the EU the country’s ****ed and you can eat and drink dirt cheap, a lot cheaper than a decade ago. Bloody soft arsed remoaners should grow a backbone and stop being little Europeans. There is a big wide world out there, embrace it. Leaving The EU is not the end of the world. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

How do you explain the blatant penalty for them that wasn’t given? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

He wrote “ last few years” , not “last two years”. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

So they’re complaining about the price going up “over the last few years”. Few is clearly more than 2, otherwise you’d have said “last couple of years”. So how on Earth is Brexit to blame for the “last few years”.I go away 4 times a year, and have done so for the past 6 or 7 years and have noticed no particular increase other than inflation. Some places are more expensive because of certain factors but others, Greece in particular, are cheaper in relative terms than they were. Have these people heard of the internet and shopping around. My moneys still on #didnthappen. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

Bloke needs to be retired, he’s become a cross between Mike Bassett & Alan Partridge. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

Yeah, let’s play Ings week in week out until he breaks down and has 6 weeks out. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

There’s something wrong with some of you on here. ****ing unbelievable comments, I can’t believe some of you actually believe the pony you write. ****ing clueless. We were playing the champions with a squad of world class players. Us, we had the youngest side we’ve fielded for 5 years. We ended with Valery, Ramsey, Bednerak, Stephens, Targett, all young men learning their trade, playing against internationals. Every single player bar one, gave their all, and the one got hooked at half time. That’s a breath of fresh air as far as I’m concerned. Did anyone seriously think we’d beat city, I didn’t. At 3-1 down, it could have got embarrassing. But the players dug in and fought for the team, so people should lay off the criticism. FFS what’s it going to be like when we lose to Chelsea. Watching Saints has been pretty soul destroying lately, that’s changed since Ralph arrived. But we’re not going to win every game for God’s sake. That said PEH needs a ****ing good kick up the arse for that sending off. Completely unprofessional. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

#didnthappen Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

And you don’t get put in gaol for not buying them. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

If we can stay out of the bottom 3 after Chelsea, I’ll take that every day of the week. Fulham winning leaves Huddersfield can’t get above us by then, and Fulham are at Arsenal next. Burnley have West Ham, who if they play like they did Thursday will do them, they then can’t be above us unless they stuff Huddersfield in their next game. After Chelsea everyone will have played everyone once and 2 teams twice. The 2 teams we’ve played twice will be City and Chelsea. Surely we can stay above Fulham, Burnley and Huddersfield for the remaining fixtures. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

Spurs could have gone to within 3 of Liverpool and put pressure on them, but blow it again. They really are bottle jobs aren’t they. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

You must have missed Bednarek jumping around like a fairy instead of blocking it. Watch it again and then say the centre halves had nothing to do with it. Shocking defending. Poor goalkeeping (bit like Gunn’s attempts at getting near a Leicester penalty) http:// https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dGmQF_8Ce_4 Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

Based on what? Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

God, we’ve got some soft arses as supporters. Stop crying about Andy Carroll, it’s not Corinthian Casuals from the 1880’s where players have to call fouls against themselves. Not particularly a fan of his, but I wish some of our choirboys would rattle a few bones like he did yesterday. We didn’t lose because nasty Andy bullied a couple of our little darlings, or because the referee didn’t protect us. At times it looked like real men against boys. We missed tackles, got outmuscled and outfought. ****ing hell, some of you would suffer PTSD if you had to watch tackles from the 60’s or 70’s. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

Nice to see a reasoned, well thought out reflection on the merits of a player. Too often posts on here exaggerate players strengths or weaknesses, and allow personal animosity to cloud their judgement. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

Don’t be so ridiculous, crazy talk. It’s got to be that he’s leaving/been disciplined/fell out with Ralph/phone sexed Gallagher’s girlfriend whilst having a massage. My moneys on a clause in Les Reeds severance pay, if Cedric plays one more game Reed receives an extra 500k. Ralph, being a yes man, has agreed to leave a fully fit international out of the match day squad. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

I was impressed with West Ham, pace and power in abundance. Their defence was streets ahead of Arsenal’s when they played us, and the whole side are a different level than Huddersfield. So it was a lot harder than the previous two. We were ponderous going forward and when we did get into good situations our delivery was woeful. The keeper is starting to wind me up, way too causal, but I didn’t think he had a chance with the second. Bad day at the office. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk