Lord Duckhunter

Depends on definition of a hard border. It won’t be as frictionless as it is now, but it’s perfectly feasible to make it as frictionless as possible with as close to zero infrastructure as required , but it would take both sides to want that. Why on earth would the EU agree to it when May will bend over and take anything they want to give her. Another leader may be able to insert more influence on them. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

Canada style deal with hard border would be my option, but as you say DUP would never buy a U.K. internal one . I'm sure a U.K. /Eire one could be fudged, as the EU are masters of fudge, but because May is so ****ing useless they've no need to. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

-Heard it all before, I call pony. -Yep, remainer PM & remainer civil service have come up with a right turd of a plan. It is a mess, a mess of remainer May’s own making. What happens next is anybodies guess, but with Labour looking like they’re going to vote against the Government every time it can only mean stalemate. I guess no deal, extending A50 , GE, another referendum are the options if May remains in charge. If she doesn’t I guess a Leave Tory leader will try and get a deal through with the help of Labour leavers. Interesting the the Irish Times are reporting that Varadkar told his cabinet that there would be no hard border even if there was no deal. “The European Union has reassured the Government that no physical checks will be needed on the Border even if the UK crashes out of the bloc without a deal, Taoiseach Leo Varadkar has said.” “Juncker and my EU colleagues have on many occasions said that they wouldn’t require us to put in place a physical infrastructure and customs checks on the Border between Northern Ireland and Ireland,” he said. Interesting that the EU accept there would be no hard border with no deal, but insist on one if a Canada style deal is accepted ( which I’ve read was offered at the start of the process). Maybe a new PM could go for this, fudge the border issue to get the DUP onside, then squeeze over the line with Labour rebels help. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

We struggled to score goals because our best striker is injury prone and the other 2, Long and Gabbi were ****ing woeful in front of goal all season. One goal, no matter how important shouldn't blind people to that fact. He's been ****ing awful since getting injured at the back end of the previous season. Whether it's down to the manager, is another matter, and I guess we'll find out this season. But don't gloss over how bad he was last one. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Won’t work if it’s got Sports direct tags on, and take the tags off and they won’t refund. Stores can also trace card payments nowadays as proof of purchase. They’re not stupid, they’ll know Sports direct have been selling them. If you take a tagless shirt back, claiming you paid in cash and have lost the receipt, I’d be amazed if they’ll let you swap it. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

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He’s played in a champions league final & a World Cup final this season. What have you done over the same period, commented on a forum. Saddo Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

Just got 2 of my sons one each and was actually going to get one for myself at that price. Unfortunately too many fat barstewards got ahead of me and they’re sold out. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

If you take penalties as a drawn game ( as I believe FIFA do), Southgate , who the press are fawning over , has now lost as many competitive games in one tournament as Sven did over 3 including qualifying games. Puts this campaign into a bit of context Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

**** me, how much did the soap dodgers pay for this balloon? Somebody saw them coming, a canny capitalist no doubt. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

O’Neil answers Verbals pony https://medium.com/@burntoakboy/which-of-these-is-a-right-wing-position-4118046d7765 Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

That would be really baaaaaaad. Just as well we can provide our own subsidies,support our own farmers. And here’s they key thing, if the general public don’t like supporting farmers or feel we’re paying them too much, or even too little, they can vote the Government out. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

Had we faced the Brazil of 02, & Portugal of ‘06 with 10 men most of the game, we’d have been coming home at the quarter final stage like Svens teams did. WAGS or no WAGS didn’t make a blind bit of difference. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

Is that the Spiked that started life as “Living Marxism”, and has many contributors that were members of The Revolutionary Communist Party, that Spiked? Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

If she can’t stand the heat. At least he was sober. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

Juncker steamed up at NATO summit. What sort of person looks at such an important event as an opportunity to get lashed. Shameful. http:// https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DJC64B7evBs Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

I don't particularly rate Lingard I don't know where you got that idea from. Personally, I'd have played Dier instead of him & played a 3-4-1-2 with Alli in the 10 role. Second half we should defo have swapped it around as their full backs were getting too much room. Id have gone for a back 4 with Walker or Trippier playing in front of the other and Delph giving Young some cover. Played 4-5-1 with Vardy as our out ball. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Hindsight’s a wonderful thing and it’s easy to sit here and say Southgate should have done this or should have done that. He’s a young coach and if he learns from this that’ll really help him in future. Somebody like Sven would have probably got us through that yesterday (especially after going 1 up) but his sides wouldn’t have given us the feel good factor that Southgate did. All I’ve ever asked is for England players to do their best and show a bit of humility. This bunch did, there were no billy big balls amongst them. I’m cynical when it comes to England, I normally can’t quite put club loyalties behind me, but I managed to this time. I’d have even managed to put up with the Spurs won it pony, if we did manage it. In the end we were a bit Spursy, as we always are. If we can get some of our younger players playing regular football, we’ll have half a chance in future. Loads of this bunch played in lower leagues and played regularly at important stages in their development . If our youngsters just want to sit on big teams benches, we’ve no chance. But if they get out and play, get battled hardened, be as humble as this group, we may yet win something in the next few years Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

Croatia's president is a right milf. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I bet there's not one neutral anywhere watching tonight thinking the same. Take your red and white glasses off man, you're embarrassing yourself Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

We've got a decent bunch of lads, but no world class players yet. It's a 100% better than the Euros were and far far better watching this bunch than the so called "Golden generation". First time for years I was actually bothered about an English side. I just hope there's no soft arsed bus parades or soppy documentaries after this . We beat Tunisia , Panama & Sweden, drew with Columbia and lost to Croatia and Belgium. So it's not really appropriate. And WTF is the 3rd place play off all about, the most meaningless game in football Fair play to Croatia with a population that small its pretty amazing how well they do and how many fantastic players they develop. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I heard a fact today, that I couldn't believe until I looked it up and got confirmation. Alf Ramsay in 1966 was younger than Gareth Southgate is now. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I’ve said all along , they are heading for a fall even worse than The Skates Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

Absolutely, we’ve had the vote that decided we leave let’s have one on how we leave. Out with May’s Turd or out on WTO terms with a hard NI border. Bring it on. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

There are some that are extremely knowledgable about football, they’re not the ones I’m moaning about, it’s the dopey birds who’ve suddenly decided “it’s coming home”. Personally I’m glad Mrs Duck is clueless and hates the game as I wouldn’t want her tagging along, but if your Mrs likes the game and you don’t mind that’s great. Occasionally Mrs Duck used to watch me play but I banned her after she embarrassed me in the pub. We’d just played & lost 2-1 in an important end of season game. I’d scored a penalty, which had to be retaken again for encroachment, and the second one also went it. The other lot came back to score 2 and win 2-1. Mrs Duck went ahead to the pub whilst we were showering, and the team arrived a few minutes later to the landlord and assorted locals congratulating us on securing a 2-2 draw. When they can’t even get the fundamentals right it’s pointless trying to educate them. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk