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"Independent" in a "Trotter's Independent Trading" way?

Can you get into the BIOS setup screen?

On the basis that our first team comprises 14 players who play pretty much every league game, I would suggest that he is first choice.

He was 12, and his Dad bought it for him. He must have been really naughty to deserve that.

Show them pictures of James May & Richard Hammond

... in a mildly interesting but otherwise irrelevant "I wonder what would happen if all our first team XI got injured at the same time" kind of way.

Did you try booting Windows into safe mode? Try reinstalling all the motherboard drivers from the utilities disk?

I think it's a wind up. But back to the topic, I heard that the next stage of their protest is to borrow their parent's Range Rovers and drive to Jarrow.

Welcome. Ed. We do like stats on here. Can't get enough of 'em.

My guess would be no CB on the bench (otherwise why play "stopper" Cork there last night?) due to the 5 limit, with Cork dropping back if one gets injured. That makes room on the bench for either Connolly or Barnard (whichever one doesn't start) along with Bart, Morgan, Chaplow (or Lallana if Chaplow starts) and de Ridder. I'd like to se us start with: Davis Richardson Fonte Hooiveld Fox Guly Cork Hammond Lallana Lambert Barnard with Bart Morgan Chaplow de Ridder Connolly on the bench, and make the tactical changes after 60 as usual. A lot of options on that bench.

A ballot, perhaps?

Otorhinolaryngologist?

1st nun of the night. I'll try another smoke.

Phew! 1st 10 minutes of the half safely negotiated. Here we go.

Try a cigar

We've got enough game-changing options on the bench, even without Lallana. This game's still there for the taking. Do your stuff, Nigel.

Patience. Nigel will sort it out.

Smoke time

We usually get previews of what was on last week

Global warming

Millwall 3-0 up at Leicester. Oh dear, Sven, oh dear...

My local when I first learned to lift a pint.

Keep going as we are & they'll come looking for us

Skate genes. Once infected, there is no known cure.