benjii

He enjoys the homo-erotic potential of a strong-man with small hands.

And wants to punch anyone who sings near him at the football. Seems like a troubled character.

It's weird isn't it. If you follow dense-as-**** people on Twitter, you're going to read some carp. No need to get worked up by it. Choose not to parlay with them. But Gao comes in, says two sentences, struggles to raise the money, does very odd sponsorship deal, has a colourful history, and people want to give him the benefit of the doubt.

That's John Terry. He was a player for Chelsea. Not Liverpool.

Caceres had some knob pics to take.

He was just playing shirt monopoly.

Yeah, don't want to be tarred with the paedo brush.

Yeah, loads of them.

He's like the Norwegian Sam Gallagher then? If we miss out on him, I hope he doesn't come back to haunt us.

Because it spoils it for proper fans.

Sorry, Hypo, didn't see your post.

Small, pretty women.

Anusol. Haha.

If it was a mob of well-dressed, athletic young lads with some original chants, smoke bombs, flares etc. then it would be good. But it won’t be. It will be YouTube vlogging, funny-hat wearing imbeciles who think they’re great because they know the words of someone else’s chant that they heard on TV.

Well, I can only refer you all to my original post - a variation on this sublime sparkling citrus theme.

Come again?

Yeah, this could be us! Saints Goa Goa’s Goa’s Red ‘N’ Vhite Army!!!

I’ve heard figures in the £40k range from someone I trust as a good source.

True! Is he better than Hoedt, Carrillo, Mo El...? Too bloody right!

Is he on a Stephens/Targett/Gallagher mega-contract or on sensible money? If the former then he should probably just run his contract down then join a Champ club.

Leeds?! Bournemouth?!

I'm sure I heard he wants to play seniors for Tunisia. Can't remember where I heard it though.

Presumably there’s a chance Valery may also be at the ACON if Tunisia pick up any injuries before the tournament.

Why is there a big sculpture of a knob?

But don’t forget Brexit was voted for by the old and the thick and those groups die soonest.