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They've got a website that's full of palpable ****e. That doesn't irk you at all?

Did we play well for 90 minutes in any match? I'm struggling to think of one. Home v Bournemouth we completely dominated for 90 minutes but still shipped 3 goals. Huddersfield away was very comfortable. Er.....?

NAMBLA, I think?

#gao out. Time for protests and boycotts.

http://chinasportsinsider.com/2017/08/21/gao-jisheng-southampton-what-fans-can-expect/

Wow! That’s big-time and not at all weird.

He’s right though. Too many tartan blanket types, families and tourists who don’t mind being mugged off.

Indeed.

Nice key pass by Ings before the goal.

Disney. Why are you watching them, anyway?

Heisenberg?

Cheers. Encouraging. Sounds like there is a strong focus on next season and making changes. Let's hope Ralph gets the support he needs.

Good news if we've got a taker.

That’s abysmal. Genuinely frightening if they are doing anything other than some cursory paperwork about a complaint. Still, easier than catching actual criminals.

He's in a Queen tribute act.

I think we hoped Austin could do it.

I think you're right. It's mostly folks of a certain age that will think Johnny Foreigner is a slippery cheat and "our boys" are fighting the good fight for Brittania. #brexit

On 1 June, the city of Madrid is attempting the world record for "biggest number of utter ***** in one place". You can reach out and inspire a participanting **** via @LFC or @SpursOfficial.

Can't beat a peanut butter smoothie or milkshake.

David Luiz is a horrific defender.

I favour squash second. You can assess the colouration in real time as you introduce it to the water.

Anyway, you can bet your ass the Tweet isn't half as bad as what Phil the Greek is thinking.

That royal family members are performing gimps, dressed up (literally and metaphorically) to perform an uncomfortable and slightly grotesque spectacle for public edification. I expect

Does anyone ever make a drink from fruit juice and sparkling water? I've just mixed orange juice, pineapple juice and mango juice and topped it up with sparkling water. It's tremendous.

19:30 kick off on a Saturday! Westwood and his band of mutants will barely be able to stand up by then.