benjii

True. I don't think he will have Man City levels of funds, on further investigation!

Sorry, bit late!

I see Alastair Campbell has been "expelled" from the cul.... party.

Not sure we need an attacking mid as a priority. CB and striker, yes. Then RB, then attacking mid. Actually, you could argue an upgrade in CM is more important than an attacking mid as well. Looks like Boufal will come back so that leaves us with Redmond, JWP, Armstrong, Boufal and Sims competing for two places at best. In CM, we only really have three proper options for two positions (plus Reed if we want him) but one of those is always injured and the other two pick up a lot of cards.

Seems like Newcastle will be added to the list of clubs we have very little chance of competing with.

Divs, one and all.

Why are you happy?

So, that would be match-fixing?

The Green Bay Packers of Japan?

Got to be Matt Hancock. Well educated, got a first from Oxford, worked in the family business before becoming an economist, chief of staff to George Osborne (a very underrated politician). The only blip on his record is a stint as the ludicrous and reprehensible "Minister of State for Portsmouth". Apart from some dalliances with the outer reaches of the Ministerial Code and launching his own dodgy app. Still, he's not Gove, Boris or Raab.

P.s Yoshida was on the bench under Hughes because he’s a Jap and those Chinese hate the Japs. Pass it on.

We’re Goaing Japanese.

I agree largely with P&M. Ironically, two things which are seldom vegan.

Oh. Well give him the whole season then.

He's not an extremist, he's an opportunist.

It's definitely worth giving Boufal a pre season. As the squad currently stands, imagine if Redmond got injured? The only other players capable of making a yard of space for themselves are Lemina and Sims. Lemina plays deeper and is often injured and Sims still needs to show he's good enough. We definitely need to add to our attacking mid options but centre back and centre forward are probably higher priorities.

Suarez.....?

Sydney Opera House, perhaps? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically...?

If he can get anywhere near his best again then he’s way better than Valery.

Haha - poor bastard.

Farage looks like a cross between a frog, a sausage and a royal.

By numpties, for numpties.

"in and around". "stonewall".

Yes.

Just tell her he's obviously a complete **** and you don't want to see her whilst she is with him.