benjii

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/jun/25/bumbling-boris-johnson-takes-to-airwaves-to-lie-lie-and-lie-again

It beggars belief that we have to wait a month in between narrowing the contenders to two and the final result being announced. It's a small group of voters who need to cast their votes and most of them are senile or mentalists. They don't need a month. Should be over in a week.

He’s either a genius or a mentalist.

Thanks. Is that officially confirmed? Hadn’t seen that anywhere.

Yeah, basically we’ve got rid of two people and replaced them by expanding the role of people already there. The Les one intrigues me. Is Wee Ross really in charge of the overall football development and management strategy at the club or have we decided to abandon that philosophy? Alternatively, is this now something that Ralph H is expected to help drive? I suppose, at the end of the day, as long as the money ends up in our account in Pounds Sterling, what does it matter?

I'm just asking what you are trying to say. No need to be so defensive. So if you're not saying what I posted (which, I agree, would be a mental approach to take) what are you saying? That we make a hollow threat and as a result the EU will cave in and agree a last minute FTA? Or that we go no deal and then ignore or wilfully misinterpret WTO rules? Is that right?

Gao is the new Kruger and Wee Ross is the new Lezza.

Hahaha. That can't be an actual kit.

So the replacement for Ralph K is Gao and the replacement for Lesley is Wee Ross. #letsgaof-ingmental

It’s just a joke, Susan.

It’s absurd because if a goal isn’t scored and you play on then the pattern of play has been affected by the offside. I can see the logic in tending towards not flagging if in doubt but when you are confident enough to make the call you should still flag. Yeah, that means the odd mistake but still fewer mistakes and less of an impact on the game.

So we declare unilateral tariff free imports whilst the rest of the world (other than anyone we’ve struck a deal with) imposes tariffs and quotas on all our exports?

QED. Game, set and match. Breakfast means breakfast. There are two main premises in that argument: i) GATT XXIV can be relied upon legally and it will be a simple process. ii) The EU will agree. Can we be sure about both of those, particularly ii)?

R.I.P.

It's quite unnerving to think that 120,000 clueless, anachronistic, fuddy-duddies interspersed with some red-faced, "best of British", St George cross, let's knock-off and drink some Carling, loonies and floppy-haired, bum intruded, repressed inbreds will decide the future political direction of the country. A people's council of Alan Sugar, Danny Dyer and Brian Sewell's boy-ghost. #mess

Maybe they shouldn’t have rigged the vote to keep Gove out then there could have been more choice. Chickens.

Nice resume on Boris by Stewart Lee: https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/jun/23/joke-on-boris-johnson-fantasy-violence-league

Lol. Why did you put an "*" in "vagina", SOG? Seems you're the fannyphobe around here!

Vagina.

It's just a joke. Next.

Looks like some bad homework.

What did he say?

Delivery driver keeps being sick when he sees it. Stuck at warehouse. Still, as long as we get some money in our account in Pounds Sterling eventually, what's the problem?

Ahh! Thought Stokes was going to do it there.

Pat Nevin.