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He's waiting to see if the Owen deal falls through and whether Paul Hart will get on the bus.

**** Huddersfield, **** the playoffs, and **** any batty-ass chi chi man Saints fan with any faux sympathy. Aaaaagggghhhhj!

How do you finger your prostate properly? I've never really figured it out.

Sock.

NNothing wrong with Makin, he was a competent full-back. We've had many worse in recent seasons.

It was Boyd. This has been public knowledge for some time. Makes me chuckle when people say "hope Pboro don't go up then we can get CMS". As though Saints aren't an infinitely more attractive proposition regardless.

Their own fault. I watched them against Bournemouth in the semis and they were rubbish. Sounds like they were poor again today. Saints and Brighton are far better.

Cool.

I lolled at Andy Townsend claiming the first goal was "too easy" and that the pass was straightforward. As if that bellend would've spotted the pass, let alone executed it perfectly - class from Xavi. Iniesta was brilliant tonight too. I can't remember seeing a team as good as this. They regularly have 90%+ of a match go exactly how they want it. And against the best opposition too.

Well, Chelsea have certainly been poorer and Schalke are mid-table. Look at the top 6 in the Prem. All have been weaker this season than last with the exception of Man City.

I experienced some rusty coloured water with a metallic smell in Thailand. That was definitely something to worry about.

I hope Pulis chins Guardiola. Actually, I hope Mourinho scores a human-goal then kung-fu kicks a swathe of terror across the whole Barca dug-out. Lowe out!

It was relatively "end to end" and thus sort of entertaining, but then so are most school boy matches.

Oh right. I agree - I'll be gutted if Birmingham or Stoke win tonight.

Eh? What do Barca do?

Are there many pedigrees in Battersea dogs' home? You could make a bit of £££ buying and selling if there are.

Frankie Bennett, for example.

Is that it? There must have been other good black players playing then too.

Not sure what my point was there.

Barcelona are better than Saints though.

Why do lots of black people "support" Arsenal? Serious question - whenever Arsenal are on Sky there are many more black men in pubs than there usually is. Does anyone know why this is?

Gold Blend is clearly the connoisseur's choice but if you want something truly refined try Gold Blend Reserve Especial.It comes in a jar with a black lid and sometimes you can upgrade for free if you collect enough cereal packets.

No. I hope they get mullered. They have just won the poorest top flight in living memory and have had flukey draws in the Champs League all season. They are nowhere near as good as they think and it would be funny to see them get smashed. However, it would also be funny to see cheating ****s like Busquets and Alves get a kicking.

The Northam.