Dark Munster

Well that clears up one of life's two great mysteries for me. Now does anyone know if bears shit in the woods?

He wrote this song.

I think this thread should be a sticky.

I'm looking for a link that makes him sound like a Polish Aston Martin.

Every man and his dog, except Les Reed, knew the three crap/injury-prone strikers were not enough.

I just look at the statistics, and we're miles behind Leicester and other teams in terms of average number of players out at any given time. We've been regularly near the top of physioroom.com charts. Maybe we're really, really unlucky, and maybe the likes of Leicester are really, really lucky.

That makes sense, given FF's stellar form last season, and our incredible lack of injuries over the last few seasons.

Thanks WS. That's an appalling run, and surely would've been dropped if he was English. Weird declaration, but due to the pink ball no doubt. Lose this one and we're in a relegation fight (along with half of the teams). Warks look doomed, but it's hard to pick who else is going down. Somerset have had a bad start, but they almost won the league last season.

How many runs has Rossouw scored since he came back from injury?

Best cone placer since Dennis Rofe.

Hopefully then he'll be packing his bags, along with Black.

Relax. As long as he can get us to 9th and a cup final, like he did in Spain, everyone will be happy.

There's a Titanic joke in there somewhere.

http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/40311889 Some of these look interesting. I like the clock stopping to eliminate time wasting. Very American, but much fairer.

Looking at the depressing list of bookies favourites, we could do a lot worse.

So has he packed his bags yet?

Dear God, no!!!

Me too. Then again, I was also against the Pardew and Adkins sackings, and thought Leicester were mad to sack Pearson after he turned it around for them. So what do I know?

Yes indeed. I'm old enough to remember the Nicholl -> Br*nf**t debacle.

This. The silver lining is Black has gone. Or has he?

I completely agree. With your first sentence.

Is that true? There's no excuse for a professional athlete being paid a fortune smoking that shit. (Ditto anything more than an occasional drink.)

Or exchange deal?

Well I for one am hoping the board issue a vote of confidence in Claude. That would certainly put my mind at rest.

Is this going to be a sticky all summer?