Dark Munster

Well, if your other half is English, that half has no hope, so you might as well embrace the half that has at least a half a chance of winning.

Well, I don't think that's going to impress FIFA, who are considering extending the ban. If the Uruguayans had any sense, they'd at least pretend to show some remorse.

Being half-Dutch, I'm half offended by that. Come on you Oranje.

A bit late now. I think we can safely say that horse bolted the moment he left the FA to join Cheats FC.

It was quite depressing to see how many light years ahead of England Spain are.

Let him try. He'll be pissing in the wind.

Please go back to shooting ducks, Rupert.

Which makes me happy that he has moved: now I won't have mixed feelings if NP continues to do well.

Just a few days would have sufficed.

Yes indeed, forecasters are predicting that a huge storm will hit the P********* area on July 15th.

Heskey: 7 goals in 62 appearances. Crouch: 21 goals in 40 appearances.

Rooney agreed, Defoe debatable, Heskey definitely.

True enough, but he's lost my respect for still not realising Crouch is infinitely better than the donkey, and only realising that Defoe is also infinitely better than the donkey until after 2 abject matches.

5 X 0.75L = 3.75L HTH

You missed W. Think hard, I'm sure you can think of someone.

The important equation is: 1 US gallon = 3.78541178 litres

Apart from Kevin-Prince Boateng, surely?

What, no mention of their perfectly good goal disallowed against Slovenia?

This is a great move (if true). Before, I wanted Nige to do well, but that was tempered by the fact he was working for Mad Milan. Hopefully MM will find an incompetent replacement (I hear a couple of Dutch jokers are available) and his club can drop like a stone (along with P****y of course).

So the choice is: lose to the Germans, or beat the Germans and lose to Argentina. Bit of a no-brainer isn't it?

I see the Skate is doing his best to motivate the Germans: James: "We are a better team than Germany. We played them in Berlin and beat them 2-1 recently in a game, which we should have won more comfortably." http://www.sportinglife.com/football/news/story_get.cgi?STORY_NAME=soccer/10/06/26/WORLDCUP_England_James.html&TEAMHD=soccer

Whoever we lose to, it'll be doubly worse if it's by bloody penalties again.

$3/US gallon = $0.79/litre = £0.53/litre

Take your pick...