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Except they won't get relegated, and will get rewarded with a first choice draft pick. Sometimes I envy that aspect of American sports.

Too late unfortunately. I heard Watford have beaten us to him.

Too much of a gamble, I'd say. Working wonders on a shoestring budget is to be applauded, but doesn't mean you can handle a bigger club with different challenges.

I've said it before, simply use feet only in determining offside. Nothing is perfect, but by having just one part of the bodies to compare simplifies things. Perhaps they could even put chips in boots and technology to determine which boots is in front. They use skates (only) in the ice hockey version of offside (you can only enter the attacking zone if the puck enters before your skates). So if anyone says that footballers score with other parts of their bodies apart from feet, so all those should be considered for offside, when was the last time you saw a hockey player score with his skates? It works well for that sport so maybe they should try it in football. There will always be marginal calls, so make the line thick enough to give the benefit of the doubt to the attacker, and give VAR 30 seconds maximum to rule the goal offside.

So I hear Man. City are having a terrible season. And they could well end up finishing second and winning the FA Cup. If we had a season like that our unborn great grand kids will be talking about it years from now. No one is going to be talking about our season years from now. Oh, wait

I looked it up. Yes, he indeed used to be a coach at Wolfsburg!

For obvious reasons I want the strongest team to win the playoffs, which presumably is Sheff. Utd.

He's still here and part owner. How do you know he won't have influence with Spors? I hope you're right. But don't underestimate the moron's titanic-sized ego and deluded belief that he's the biggest genius in football.

And don't forgot that Dotard, who is belittling non-Americans who fought and died in the war, himself dodged the draft with "bone spurs". BTW, shouldn't this thread be renamed "Donald Trump is a piece of shit thread"?

They can - if they're hand picked by a certain Mr. Ankersen.

Well, he’s not Rasmus F**king Ankersen. Does that count?

And it was then too. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-4261714/amp/Southampton-man-rages-disallowed-Manolo-Gabbiadini-goal.html

If true, that has Rasmus’ fingerprints all over it.

That’s what I want. It kills two birds with one stone.

Go make another one please.

Ludicrous suspension given the circumstances.

True. Ankersen out!!!!!!!!!!!

Nice they didn't end the day at 10-3 or something like that which was typical in seasons past. Still fearing the annual Oval thrashing though.

Don’t laugh. We can still survive if we win all our remaining matches and finish above Leicester and Ipswich, with City also going down having had 60 points deducted.

So he claims to have turned down several job offers. If that’s true I bet he wouldn’t have if we weren’t still paying him a fortune. He comes across as completely deluded, unaware, or in denial, on how utterly crap his football is. Hopefully he can fool another club to hire him on wages similar to what we are paying him so that we don’t have to flush any more of that money down the toilet.

Kraft, yes. But Ankersen? See @SaintNewForest's post above. Like herpes I suspect that charlatan will hang around and stink the place up, albeit quietly in the background. I fear his Titanic-sized ego won't allow him to take a back seat, let alone resign. And wasn't Juric another of his genius picks?

Was your glass half full something this by any chance?

I think that's a brilliant idea. But not just U16, we have to make sure to go the whole hog so that we can hold onto that record for ever.

I think that’s almost certainly true. I can’t imagine him signing for us otherwise.