Dark Munster

A thrashing by Leicester at home? That sounds familiar.

Great chance to embarrass ourselves again! JWP, Lavia, Tino and Tella the biggest departures probably, the first 2 expected, the other 2 perhaps disappointing. OTH keeping KWP, Sully and Che is like three new signings™ Some decent players in, and some dross out.

Napoleonic wars?

Plus he always seems to at least give 100% when playing, and doesn't seem to sulk, like some others that we know.

We seem to have a very good relationship with City, and that can only have improved with the money they just got from the Lavia sell on. If we buy him I presume there will be another big sell on clause for City?

You will be doing more than that at 11.

Aribo certainly will.

It's staggering that people do not appreciate how difficult it is to find a decent goal scorer, even with competent people in charge.

That's what most of us thought last summer.

Got to target in less than 20 overs. Will Vince play in the final?

We have needed someone like that since Pelle left. I doubt SR are going to find him in the next few days.

The VAR ref should’ve disallowed it.

They stuck with the young players for the semi final last year and it didn’t work so that’s probably why they aren’t doing it this time.

"Never surrender!' screams the orange oaf, immediately after he surrenders to the county jail for his mug shot. BTW, if my brother sends me the turd's mug shot mug as Christmas present, I'll have to make use of it the same way as I did with the other "hilarious" gift he sent me a few years ago.

And be prepared to be underwhelmed by Adams replacement as well. Get rid of our 2 main goal threats and replace them with mediocrity. All for less than 2 Tall Paul fees.

I’m not holding my breath on that.

Scored by Adams with an assist by Tella.

They got us in this financial mess from their monumental cock ups last season. Fuck them.

Lock him up!!!!

He’s under contract. He can’t just walk out for a better pay day. Next year he can.

Yes. That's his job as Director of Breaking Things that aren't Broken.

Any idea how many overs they have to get the runs in, in order to overtake Leics NRR? Calculators needed I think.

Um, yes they are. For strikers, anyway.

You mean like when Ralph said last summer there’s definitely a striker coming in?