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That would be nice, but I doubt it. Lego's tippy tap, crab, propaganda football is exactly what RA and JW love. Those deluded morons honestly think that with that crap they are creating a new Man City. Ankersen after watching RM's Powerpoint presentation a few days ago.

Apart from Leicester name two more that are better.

Goalkeeper too.

If they get deducted 12 points this season then the team who finished third from bottom last season should be very pissed off. Luckily we were so crap that we comfortably finished bottom.

Which given our squad is completely unacceptable.

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Yes, but it wasn't that great a difference, and also you can blame SR for not getting a striker that every man, woman and their dog knew we needed. One of the reasons Ralph ended up broken. I'm not saying we should be flying as high as Villa are now (although with Emery you never know). But it grates seeing two clubs diverge by such a wide margin in one year due to sheer, unadulterated, mind boggling incompetence.

Villa thrash West Ham 4-1 and are up to fifth, a point behind Liverpool in third. A year ago they and we were both floundering in the lower parts of the PL. Then they appointed Unai Emery, and we appointed Ankersen's genius pick Nathan F*cking Jones. Now they have a good shot at qualifying for the Europa League, who knows even CL (and with Emery you can't bet against them doing well in the Europa League). Meanwhile we're fighting to make the championship playoffs with a manager that most Swansea fans were delighted to see the back of.

For half of that match we didn’t play conducive to winning.

Ralph was ok, until the end when he'd given up. And he was hired well before Ankersen arrived and started his disastrous RMS Titanic captaincy. Incompetent recruitment, flushing tens of millions down the toilet, hiring managers that the majority could see immediately were out of their depth. Relegated in rock bottom place. Continuing with another hopeless manager and blowing our golden chance of bouncing back up. I'd think anyone with half a brain would view that as a cycle of shit. And my glass isn't half empty, it's completely empty.

There’s a simple solution to not having to replace 4 managers in 18 months. Stop hiring crap ones. As long as Ankersen keeps choosing failures as part of his cunning, genius plan this cycle of disaster will continue. And keeping his latest crap manager on past his sell by date (which was after the Leicester debacle) won’t solve the problem, only prolong it. Dragan needs to tell JM to sort this mess out now, get rid of RM and find a replacement with zero input from Ankersen, and preferably advice from outside experts. This cycle of shit has to end now.

We certainly have a massive brown floater left in the tub after those 2 left. Rasmus W. Ankersen.

Yes indeed, but not just that match, it's been the entire season under RM, except a few decent halves here and there. He has one of the strongest squads in this poor division, and he and the pillock Ankersen who chose him are blowing our chance of promotion. And now we're getting more the bollocks about needing more time, along with more f*cking powerpoints. How many more seasons do you need Russ to get it into your thick skull out that your possession propaganda football wins you nothing?

Have you seen his web page? The deluded twat wants the whole world to think he's a genius.

Be patient, it's all part of the process. In about 5 or 6 years we'll have perfected it, and will then be able to pass sideways our way into the opponent's net. All 92 teams in the league will look enviously at us passing other National League teams to death. Rasmus will finally be hailed as a genius.

Yes, but the owners are our problem.

I wish I had the power to see off the current one. And Rasmus F**king Ankersen.

The odds are against it with the muppet manager and that deluded twat Ankersen and his puppet Wilcox keeping him in his job. If Cortese were to come back today he would’ve been sacked yesterday (and he wouldn’t have been remotely considered in the first place). I reckon we have at best a 75% chance of scraping into the top 6, and 25% chance of winning the playoffs. So about a 19% chance of going up. With our squad that’s disgraceful.

Have you asked Joe Aribo?

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Patently untrue. If we only put away 10% of our chances, then if we create 10 chances we can expect to score 1. Create 20 chances then we can be expected to score 2.

Nice strawman argument you have come up with there, making up numbers that no one claimed. If we hadn't played Russball crap for half the match we would've had more chances, and probably scored. It's quite a simple concept to understand.

How many good chances did they piss down the toilet by playing crab, propaganda, Russball shite for half the match? It's much easier to beat a crap team if you play for 90 minutes as opposed to only 45.

Martin and his apologists claim we should be happy because we had enough chances to win 4-1. That's all well and good if they were spread out evenly throughout the match. But they ignore the 30-40 minutes of absolute dross in the middle, where almost half the match was wasted with propaganda Russball shite football. Keep up the quality of the first 20 or so minutes throughout the match, and still draw 1-1 due to good goalkeeping, yes even bad misses, is forgivable. But wasting half the match with crap football (against an appallingly bad side), and say that's ok because we outplayed them for the other half, isn't good enough. Martin especially (and Rasmus F*cking Ankersen if he was there) deserve all the boos they got.

It boggles the mind, doesn't it? Rasmus "I prefer managers who have failed" Ankersen is a grade A moron who genuinely thinks he's a genius. And we're stuck with that abject failure of a disaster, and his appalling managers, as long as Dragan continues to fall for his hipster, powerpoint, smarmy bullshit.