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And don't forget the other half who'll suffer from Long Vaccine.

Crouch and not hiring the Welsh wanker.

Um, no Clown's donkey? Surely pound for pound our worst signing ever.

That sounds straight out of the Les Reed school of negotiation. If we value him at £20m (for example) then we tell Burnley take it or leave it. We aren’t (I presume) in the same situation as 2004 when we were skint.

Yes, the Forest and Wolves debacles were daggers in the heart, although the latter did get rid of the disastrous numpty. In fairness the Elland Road abomination needs to be added to that list, so Selles isn't blameless either.

If he gets a 10 match ban that will include their match at SMS.

By my count that's 0-4 for last 4 free kicks in JWP territory. I wonder if being one away from equalling Beckham's record is on his mind? Hopefully his excellent penalty today will relax him to bury his next free kick.

True. But if Dyche had been appointed instead of Nathan F*cking Jones I think we'd be above the drop line and with a good shout of survival.

I still remember the chorus of boos when he scored that fastest hat trick in PL history. My ears are still ringing.

The ship has long left the station and is now at the bottom of the ocean.

Toney, a perfect example of having a goal scoring front man being the difference between solidly upper half and rock bottom.

I noticed Haaland did that stupid knee slide celebration on at least one of his goals. I did a quick Google on his injury history and these popped up: Knee Problems Oct 29, 2020 Knee Problems May 28, 2020 Knee Problems Nov 14, 2019 As I said, our players aren't the only morons who do it. _____________ "My super strength is scoring goals," Haaland told BT Sport. "A lot of it is being quick in the mind and trying to put it where the goalkeeper is not." Are you listening, Che?

I’ve got peacock here in the USA but they aren’t showing it live. They are only showing a replay 24 hours after the match has finished.

Do they taste like chicken?

Damn you Selles. Just when I was getting used to my despair that relegation was inevitable, you are giving me a glimmer of hope.

No more than a yellow, all day long. Wasn't dirty, or stopping a player clean through on goal. A classic "taking one for the team." If one of our players had done it I'd be mentally patting him on the back.

Close to the end of the season I heard. Since he clearly will play against us I hope his ban doesn't start until they've played all our relegation rivals.

Current table if we'd beaten a dire Forest and 10-man Wolves at home.

Yes but he’s not the only one. Ings of all people did it for a while with his dodgy injury record. I think after a while he stopped. Maybe Ralph had a word with him. And there are plenty of others doing it. Madness. Admittedly not as bad as that player who did a back somersault, and died after landing on his head and breaking his neck. 😕

Hopefully he (and the few others who can score) have been ordered to cut out that f*cking knee slide celebration.

And choosing the next manager!

New accounts are worthless. I reckon the market price is about 1p per post. Which makes @trousers account worth over £500.

Disappointingly for you, we're now off the bottom. Of course it's the hope that kills you. A bit like your playoff ambitions.

A few observations. Alcaraz is exciting, but apparently as thick as a box of rocks. If I were a manager the first thing I'd do when coming in is tell my players they'd lose a week's salary if they do that f*cking knee slide goal celebration. Ings infuriatingly used to do that as well. I can't believe I'm saying it, but Theo is impressing me. Keep it up young lad. Ditto AMN, a good solid performance after all the (deserved) stick he's had. Janny B. wasn't great, but was ok I thought. Not true of Bazunu, appalling. A clean sheet thanks to Leicester (Iheanacho in particular) not being able score in a brothel. Bring in Big Willy or McCarthy FFS. Che is a dodgy finisher, but holds play up well and is a good up front with the right partner. Great pass for the goal assist. Moi and AArmstrong: absolute waste of spaces. JWP, for penalties don't always go to the keeper's right. They know it, and will dive that way every time. Yes a great strike will beat them, but anything less than perfect and it's saved. Guide it to their left about 40% of the time FFS.