Raging Bull

Not entirely sure why I sometimes take a beer to the throne breakfast cereal!! I guess it's cos I don't really wanna stop drinking, I must add it's always accompanied by the iPhone and only when I know I'm in it for the long haul. It's a strange fetish and tbh the effect some ale has on me I may as well cut out the middle man and pour it down the bog! Also my sh¡t don't stink

I can vouch for this, or an ale. A bloke can tell if it's gonna be a smooth roll call or a labour of love, however there are exceptions like taking a dump at SMS in which case it's in and back out like an SAS soldier in 3 mins......that includes the paper work too!

No there aren't however Middlesbrough may well rest a few key players for our game with them with the play off's in mind.

Do you think they've under achieved though?

I know this sounds really bitter but I sooooo hope they fail in the play off's, primarily because they have the most arrogant set of fans around. I read earlier in the season that them being in the championship is like AC Milan dropping down a division. Not to mention that special brand of football they play.

Thats what I like to see.....the front 2 putting immense pressure on the keepers gloves!

Before you polish it you need to use a clay bar, it's quite hard work and time consuming but is the best way to get the best shine on your vehicle.

Yeah I'd hate to watch better players week in week out....that would suck!

It's like a school boy appraisal of the situation, reading that just made me think no s**t!!

Sharp will be desperate to show his worth. This could be where he starts to write his name in our history books.

No..

wasn't that the place that had the live sex show?

#wearefeckingreatandwedowhatwewant #youfeckedup!

Well done agent Storie, your job is complete.

Why? Aren't Lambert, Sharp or Gully good enough??

I guess in Sams team/style then maybe due to his size, can't see him scoring more than 3 or 4 though

Cole is utter turd, no idea how he made the England squad!

When you look at it like this we're all gonna drop points but Reading and Hammers look like dropping more. If we can get to the Blackpool game with maximum points I think we'll almost be untouchable.

Stop it!!

Anything by Craig David

Stepping up for the pen @ Plymouth knowing he was about to send us up.

For 10k 06/07 plate golf gti, perfect in so many ways.

I'll take your word for the quality of the product but why can't they do the basics like turning on the broadband & sending out the hardware.....it really isn't difficult!

Tonight - High intensity workout tonight Sat morning - Mess around with the boy (2 1/2 year old boys are like dogs, they need some healthy exercise every day!) Sat afternoon - Will be drinking from 2 p.m onwards & watching saints. Sunday - wondering why I started drinking at 2 p.m

I did threaten to leave sky and the best deal they came up with was £50 which is too high. As for virgin I phoned them to ask what the best deal they could give me was and the first person I spoke to said I could have fiberoptic so didn't think there would be a need to check for myself. Still turned out peachy in the end...£35 is pretty good.