scotty

F*cking brilliant stuff, I was fully expecting a solid beating there. I only saw the 2nd half, been at work all morning, couldn't believe we were even 0-0 at half time, then heard they were down to ten men and thought that's it, we always lose against a side with their backs to the wall.... how wrong could I be. Really excellent win.

[fills in punchline] Nice tits love, where do you want the blind hung?

3-1 Swansea. Don't see us getting any joy here, they've had a terrific start. I'd love to be proved wrong though. #bedwetter

He's entitled to his opinion. And I doubt that he's alone in it.

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About f*cking time. They should set Yewtree on him. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-29265679 Good riddance mike, you won't be missed.

Deano, the crucial point here was that the wives agreed to it. Aint going to work otherwise fwiw, the wives in question weren't any oil paintings, but I guess they didn't need to be... And one further addendum, another blind guy I knew, (these were all piano tuners and members of the ABPT,) was the most sexist man I've ever met. Always coming up with dreadful quips, ("why dont women need to shave? ...because their chins are always moving..."), and forever putting his mrs down. Annoyingly, she seemed to put up with it, but of all the ones I met, she was the only really attractive one. And I mean really attractive, I'd have been on her like a rabbit and this bloke couldn't even see how good looking she was.

So, the Scots have voted the way we all expected. With their wallets.

As we're clearly all gourmets here, could I just add grated cheese and salad cream sandwich to this list of abominations. A proper chip sandwich should only be served with butter, ketchup and a splash of vinegar. And salt. And bits, if the chippies still do them.

They can insist all they want. Doesn't mean anyone else has to agree to it.

It's 10 o'clock, jamie. What do you think they've been drinking, diet coke?

The pensions are less of a problem than their welfare costs, I would guess. And yes, the debt issue if they didn't get a deal on sterling would be that their new national currency would have to be backed by a government whose first economic action was to default on a national debt. Which would obviously be a massive disincentive to potential lenders.

Come on, we've all been there.

Is that what you told the marriage guidance counsellor?

Agreed. Pardew probably told him he could "go away for as long as it takes to recover", or something, as opposed to the articles implication of "well f*ck off then." Edit, just seen a picture of Gutierrez's bird. Maybe pards had an ulterior motive??

That had occurred to me as well. Whatever nonsense salmond spouts about "common interests" and how the UK will suddenly come to their senses after a yes vote, all three parties have nailed their colours so firmly to the mast against any idea of currency union that I really don't see how any of them could back down now, regardless of pragmatism. Not just the leaders, but the party which did it would become unelectable. I honestly can't see that happening, so scotland would be left with the euro, or a quick transition to its own currency/central bank. Given salmonds wholehearted espousal of an independent scotland moving immediately into the eurozone a few years ago, and his subsequent massive u-turn which he glosses over whenever he's asked about it, I'm guessing it will be the latter.

That's a sarcasm infraction for you as well.

Agrees/w whitey.

He was clearly joking. Which means you can infract him for sarcasm.

Premier League footballer in "attractive to women" shocker.

My thoughts exactly. I could only theorise that it would have been a bigger decision than a penalty as he'd have had to send krul off as well. So he either didn't see it, or more likely bottled it.

So you're a stalker, but not a very punctual one?

There certainly is. What does that have to do with the referendum?