scotty

......"Gerry, what was Madeleine's maths teacher called again?...."

There were plenty of those hanging around.

"There's a spider in the bedroom," screamed my wife, "Get it out!! Please get it out!!!" "I don't know why they turn you on so much," I said, unzipping my jeans.

Yes. Not that I'm bitter or anything.

I dont want to labour this, but last seasons west ham game was pandemonium at the ticket office. They got the punters in though. Tonight was relatively quiet, but I made 5 yards in 25 minutes from shorter queues and half the numbers. I saw at least 50 punters give up and leave around the same time as me.

No hindsight about it mate, no choice, I went straight from work. Oddly, the only walkup I did last season was west ham, got to the ticket queues at 7:30 and was inside and seated as they kicked off. Dont understand the delays tonight.

I thought I did get there early. And I dont use twitter.

Well, I'm grateful for the updates. Current location: the Standing Orders. Got to the ticket office at 7:20, figured that ought to do it as there were only a reported 5k sold, gave up at kick off as it was looking like half time would be the most optimistic estimate for getting a ticket. wtf is wrong with our walk-up ticketing??

That has either just been outlawed, or is about to be. Was in the news recently. edit, its due in november. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-19700641

I was shocked to hear that comedian Justin Lee Collins has appeared in court, charged with harrassment. Justin Lee Collins, a comedian??? (I didnt get it either............. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-19700641)

.....I've always considered myself 100% straight, but I have to admit, when I saw this hunk of a guy...........

How insensitive.

I always use the East Street multistorey. Well-lit, secure and cheap. About 10-15 mins walk from the stadium.

If this is how they react when the guy is in remission, I shudder to think what they'll do if he dies.

I didn't notice her face at all, tbh. Bearsy must bat from the pavilion end.

Theres no point wasting time on an avatar, on current form he'll be banned by the weekend.

Its no better at Christian matches, apparently.... http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/world-of-sport/christian-football-match-degenerates-brawl-120633104.html

When I was but a callow youth, thats exactly what I found. Birds who smoked were always much more, ahem, accommodating than their non-smoking friends. My theory is that if a girl is unconcerned about probably the most important aspect of her health, well, she isn't likely to balk at much else.

Consider me outraged. I dont pay my licence fee to have this sort of filth pushed into my face at a quarter to midnight, ffs

lol, I remember that interview. Funny as hell.

Anyone record it? I'd like to hear it so I can be outraged too.

Well, thats two minutes of my life that I wont get back.

He just found out about the Nigeria game.

:lol:

Dread and fear built up inside me as I watched my wife at the hospital, struggling. Beep............ beep......... beep........ beep....... beep...... beep..... beep.... beep... beep.. beep. beep. beep. beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. Then nothing. A voice broke the silence, "I'm really sorry". "It's ok", I replied, sadness and rage overwhelming me in equal measure. What had I done to deserve this? Why do these things happen to good people? Anyway, her checkup was fine and I had the bumper replaced the next day.