scotty

My username was foisted on me by a so-called mate. He kept bleating on about another forum and how I'd enjoy it, (no, it wasn't a porn site,) and I kept saying "yeah yeah, I'll sign up whenever" blablah. So the c*nt simply opened an account and had the confirmation email sent to me. When I asked him why he had picked the name "Scotty", he replied that, and I quote, "well you look like a Scotty". I have never received a satisfactory explanation of this, I'm not ginger, not scottish, and I dont look like a scottie dog.

Yes, that seemed a little odd to me as well. He's a decent player who could do a job in L1 or the champ, wonder why he hasn't moved on to pastures new.

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Two interesting facts about me. 1) My knob is the same length as 2 Argos pens. 2) I'm banned from Argos.

All you do, glasgow, is go to the saintsplayer website, register, then fork out £35 or so...... oh hang on, I forgot. You're in Scotland.

You can call him that anywhere you like legally. If it happens to get you kicked off the forum again just do a deppo and pluck another username from the ether.

Icepacks are definitely the first avenue to follow, as Mr vaughn-williams suggests. If you can borrow a tens machine thats also well worth a try, the main thing is to reduce the discomfort to the point where you can get moving again, (unless its a slipped disc or fracture,) that will help more than anything else in my experience.

...which reinforces my plea for a new "Real Muppet Show" board on SWF.

Cool!!

.........and this week's Sherlock prize goes to Whitey!!!!

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I'm pleased its a loan deal. Sharpy was a terrific signing for us last season, just look at a few of his poachers goals; first one against Cov stands out, obviously. I'd hoped he would stay on here and get a crack at the prem. That said, I wonder whether he really wanted to be this far south. I remember smirker and I discussed that when he signed, we both thought his 'signing on' interview was the most underwhelmed ever seen. As I said at the time though, he had other far more important matters to deal with, and he was fully entitled to cope with that. Did a great job for us, good luck Billy. Personally would love to see him back in a Saints shirt one day.

Well, thats that one out of the way.

**** off, you ****ing **** I believe Kato and I have settled the point. Come on granty, make it happen!! New board!

Personally, I'd like an uncensored no-holds-barred unmoderated board, perhaps called "The REAL muppet show", only registered members allowed, no swear filter, a disclaimer on the page etc, no restrictions on images/links posted, the only ban being any personal info about posters. That way we could all just sling whatever mud we like at each other with little or no fear of forum reprisals from the likes of that c*nt deppo or his slant-eyed sidekick tokyo.

Too much information....

Am I the only one wondering why the f*ck we are arguing about signings with a QPR fan on a Saints forum? Have I lost the plot?

No you wouldn't, not unless you could hide your infidelity from Tokyos. He could never bear the pain.

Well said that man.

Coming from a fan who has posted 30 times in 6 years, I'm guessing that Danish is pretty sure of his ground here.

I have rated Deppo's reply 0 stars!

Fair comment, but he's a game changer. Weren't newcastle and liverpool queuing up trying to nab him in the last couple of seasons? oh, btw, check your email about that muppet show thread you may or may not have a treat in store.....

Its not just his goalscoring Turks, its his link-up play and knockdowns. I just can't see the club letting him go, and imho it would be utter insanity if we did. How long was he on the pitch against the champions before he scored his first prem goal? Cannot see this one happening.

This Ramirez signing is like a w*nk that you just cant finish off. Somebody post a pic of Kelly Brook in a nun's outfit....

That makes three of us.