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Oh christ mate, dont even joke about him. I got a trickle of cold sweat down my spine just seeing that.

Oddly enough, I think I glimpsed the trail of our fallen comrade Dune this morning. Driving up Stoneham Lane from the Concorde end, behind the silverlake, a badly scrawled sign in red lettering proclaimed "VOTE UKIP".

Thats saved me some typing, my thoughts exactly. That was when it really got started imho.

Be careful what you wish for....

That would almost be like buying Mark Hughes, then using him as a midfielder. Who would do something that daft?

Pass me that glass mate, I'll top it up. Looks half-empty.

You could be right, we'll find out soon enough I guess. I just dont think he's here as a stepping-stone club myself, never had that impression from him, but what do I know.

Cant say I agree with that assessment Doddsy. I really dont see Nigel leaving any time soon (unless he f*cks up monumentally and gets sacked, which I personally think is highly unlikely,) I reckon he sees this as a long term project.

This.

9 pages and counting. Old Dune will be wiping a tear from his eye, olympic style, as we speak....

Why, did he get his jaw broken by a punch from behind?

Fail. No Sex Pistols.

Dune would commit hara-kiri before speaking in French.

I'm with S-clarke on this one. Dont see it amounting to anything at all.

I stand by my opinion that Ian Holloway is, in fact, Farmer Palmer. "Get orrf moi playerzzz"

Dont expect the northern tw*ts to raise the intellectual bar too high, hypo. They have their limits.

...and who cares about England's L1?

First game in, and a rude awakening. Early lead, pegged back then went behind, equaliser in the dying moments.... http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/19203988 I wonder if any of their fans were thinking "We will walk this league......"

Would you have to log in?

Or in bearsy's case, an ursine sample. see what I did there??

Phone him up. I bet he's injured.

Its just like the Cold War, Russian sleeper agents everywhere just waiting for "the call". We are all suspects. Trust nobody.

Agreed, he's wasted on here. I dont mean he's drunk, but then again, he might be....

post of the thread so far, imho. I particularly liked the "small but prominent European flag stitched above his heart" touch.

There, thats better.