scotty

How old is your nephew? If he's under about 7, probably best to shield him from the awful truth that you killed his pet. Any older than that and he could cope with the brutal reality.

Well, this is one thread I'm certainly glad that I viewed.

I've looked carefully at those internet photos of prince harry, and I'm not convinced its really him. In fact, I cant see hewitt is.

I was thinking along those lines too, but I reckoned the C-word would have breached SWF protocol. If we have to settle for w*nker, could the smiley somehow be incorporated?

I guess that means no more flogging "as new" vibros, buttplugs and gimp masks Jeff Take 'em to the Sally Army shop, like I do. I mean, like a friend of mine does.....

"HEW, WITT A SCORCHER!!!!" Carlsberg dont do tabloid headlines about stories they've been warned off running by the royal family, but if they did.............

Even if its not you should be able to get round it with firefox autoproxy. I'll give it a try later, thats how some people I know in the States access the bbc iplayer.

I didnt know they'd snapped up tommy fourpast as well?!

You posted the thread, surely you've read through it. Practically everyone thats bothered to reply has said that the club's policy is the right one.

Somebody please lock this thread and put MM out of her misery. Its getting embarrassing.

Words of wisdom from Leicestershire, whatever next???

Fair enough. I never get very far in the "free beer" stakes.

Thats a contradiction in terms, turks. Jimmy Carr radically changed his posting style when he suddenly started sending cheques to HMRC.

I didn't quite mean that, tbh.

He's bolted in shame, bletchy. And quite right too.

This. The situation in this country is absolutely unacceptable and needs to be addressed urgently. I'm just hoping that when my time comes it will have been amended.

Talking about commercial transactions, do you ever check your f*cking pmails? I was counting on a free or at least discounted pint today. ffs

Well, it seems pretty clear from Ramirezes comments that he is keen to join the mighty SFC, but that the Bologna cashier and the Saints Don Cortese cant reach agreement at the moment. It will be interesting to see who blinks first, my guess is that he'll sign for Man U, if the Buttner deal is anything to go by they probably see us as unpaid old trafford talent scouts....

I can't decide whether this thread has become amusing or just pathetic. Can we have a poll on that?

There you go mate, quick edit for you At least, thats what your bird said.....

PMSL

I rather like the "behind closed doors" policy myself. It strikes me that singing from the rafters that you're trying to sign a particular player makes the club look a bit clueless if the deal falls through, (which given the financial complexity of todays game happens all too often.)

Dear me, an SWF religion thread that had all the hallmarks of becoming the usual poxy slanging match becomes genuinely interesting!! I suppose one of the new mods will flex their muscles before long....