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It does say you cant sell them on, but I dont see how that could be enforced.

Looked out of my window last night, there was a crowd gathered round a bloke who'd come off his motorbike and got badly injured. I immediately ran out the door and shoved my through towards him. Some woman screamed "thank god, are you a doctor?" I said "no, but thats my f*cking pizza"

No doubt NC already has his order in at Southampton Butcher Shop for a couple of horses heads.

Anyone else bank with Barclays? I used their atm yesterday, and on the back of the advice slip was a note about winning two tickets for a Saints game in the upcoming season. So texted the code, got a text back saying that was a winning ticket, went online and they're supposed to be sending them at least 5 days ahead of the (unspecified) game. Result!!

Fair point, but at least with Aeroflot's reputation for safety.........oh.

So how long before Arsenal put in a bid? Sweepstake, anyone?

Very true, she's a well-built girl. (Errm, by all accounts......ahem...)

I heard he was hanging around the place....

"stumbled across", lmfao

Just did that, and it produced an article about Kelly Holmes. Woof

I still dont really understand the problem with crisps. I mean, I know they are loaded with fat and salt, but surely nobody scoffs enough of them to make any difference? I just had a look at a pack of quavers, which is my preferred accompaniment to the lunchtime ham sarnie, the fat content is just shy of 5 grams and theres 0.36 grams of salt in it. Now I'm not about to weigh a knife and then reweigh it with the butter that goes on my sandwich, but there must be more than 5 grams there. And I probably cook most meals with more salt than there is in a packet of quavers.

can-can

At the risk of rehashing what has been endlessly pointed out before, our poor spell last season coincided with Chaplows time out injured. I cannot understand why so many on here seem to want rid of him.

It would indeed alps. However, I wouldnt put your mortgage on it just yet.

old

Johnny

He's an alright bloke. I used to do some work for his family up in Amesbury, met him there briefly. No airs and graces, decent type.

...and the second wish would be that we stuffed Citeh 4 - 0, with a hat trick from Rickie?

Agree with all the above, what a three years it has been. On a side note, check the link St Armstrong posted, and look to the right under "latest news". Right underneath our new signings, third one down, theres a story that made me choke on my coffee.....

I might cut and paste it

Maybe they cant afford to. The advertising at SMS wasn't exactly cheap in the championship, christ knows what it'll cost in the prem. And surely the advertisers forking out the big bucks will be doing so because of the television exposure?

Should either of you really be necking the beers after all that, MM? Get well soon, both of you.

lmfao, that is funny from ottowa So what do we all reckon? Is the British number 1 going to win tomorrow's final, or will the Scottish tw*t get beaten?

Nice spot, that is genuinely funny. Deluded tw*ts, no wonder they're in the shlt.