scotty

No, I had a shower.

I've never used the ignore function on any site. Most of the sites I go on are only rendered amusing by the WUMs, this one included.

Someone call Avram.... oh, and cigarettes available singly or in fives.

I know, I'm a right heartless bastard me.

As long as Tangier has hit the radar, could I add William Burroughs' fine tome "Queer" to the list of suggested reading? In fact, anything he wrote would do.

Possibly the most disturbing job I ever had to do was for an elderly gentleman in Maurys Lane, West Wellow, refined type of fellow, a university lecturer. He showed me to the item I was doing some maintenance work on, which had three calendars on the wall above it. Hardcore gay calendars to be precise, showing graphic photos of young chaps with massive erections, and I dont mean buildings. He then complimented me on my looks and asked whether I was single. Didnt take long, that job, for some reason I flew through it. And when he asked for the bill I said "I'll post an invoice sir" microseconds before legging it.

Isnt it obvious, you fool?

I can only see whu winning this one. I would prefer blackpool to go up, but I just dont see it happening.

Certainly looks like it!!

Thats a point right there, what happened to our attendances when we plummeted to L1? It would be interesting to compare the actual attendance figures from the L1/champ seasons as compared to when we were getting slaughtered every week in the prem. Perhaps MLG could provide some stats.

edit. Keep it real, bearsy.

plus you presumably have claws instead of fingers. You'd be useless at it. ps- !!!

"I'm open for suggestions for dates what a) aren't gay, b) aren't borings, and c) guarantee bonings!" Simply hire a female prostitute, take her wherever you feel like going, then have sex with her. Thats all the boxes checked, I think....

Yes, but it was only minor. (C what I did there?)

Oh, thats the way the winds blowing, is it? Would be good if we did get back to the reserve games. When I was a kid I used to go to most of them at the Dell, its a great way for youngsters to start getting to matches. The other thing I used to enjoy which seems to have disappeared was the annual 5 a side tournament which was always televised, and Saints usually seemed to win. We were the man utd of 5 a side.....

single

Have to agree with this. Lowe remains one of the most unpleasant blots on the history of SFC, but he really cannot be criticised for his treatment of Dave Jones.

Only 47, thats daylight robbery. I still rate Licence to ill as my favourite by the beasties, and I lost three VW badges off my golf back then!!

What could possibly induce anybody to do that? Jesus Christ, what absolute f*cking vermin.

Possibly the most overrated comedy programme ever imho. No offence.

A confident statement....

Just pay her off phil, it'll be easier in the long run

[sits back and waits for turkish to comment "are you really 14 already?"]

There is a story behind my username, but I wont bother you with the details. Wouldn't want to be responsible for yet another death from boredom.

I'd be gutted if he left, think he is real quality. I dont see it happening though, this is probably just one of those speculative agent-driven rumours (like the ones we will all be wetting ourselves over for the next month or so.)