scotty

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Thats pretty much what already happens. Nursing/residential care isn't just provided on the state, it is means-tested. Theres a bit of trickery about your house not having to be sold to pay for it so you don't get kicked out of it, but I think you are forced to take out a loan against its value or something like that. My parents are in pretty much that situation.

I somehow doubt thats the type of service Marsdinho is looking for, but nice one On the same lines, anyone else ever read Chandler's "Killer in the rain"? Terrific book, there was a storyline about a crook that hid his ill-gotten gains (valuable pearls) in his tropical fish, and managed to keep them alive and swimming. Until the private detective showed up, naturally.

I wouldn't put your mortgage on it.

....ssshhhhhh.....

Neither would I, tbh.

This. Chappers has been a massive player for us this season.

That implies that you are entertaining the idea we might not go up, Jamie. Wet fanny

Did you try googling "lemon party" at the same time? hth

Thats a good point from denzil, that skate bastard probably would stick an own goal in if he thought he'd get away with it. Dont expect any wonder goals like he scored at st marys tomorrow night.....

Toomers right, if we go up this will happen week in and week out just like it used to. We might as well get the hang of it now.

What he said. Cov are already down, you could say well they have nothing to play for and they're cr*p anyway and thats why they were relegated, or you could say that without an iota of pressure or expectation on them they could relax, play as well as they are capable of and give us a hard game. Personally I have my fingers crossed for monday night.

Oh well. Saw both those midds goals coming, to be fair. They should have been down to 10 men though after that foul on AL.

ffs

I hope you're right, but I'm saving this post anyway. If we dont go up, its your fault and nobody elses.

Thats true. I suppose Chappers is the closest we've got, and how often does he get subbed because he's on a yellow and looking like seeing the red mist?

......fortunately.

Yes, but the trouble is they all require more than six fingers per hand. Thats how they recognise each other.

...so we're gonna need another 20 seats....

Any good, depps?

They might. Especially if they somehow manage a win at leicester, which is unlikely but not impossible. It could still go to the cov game, but for the sake of my blood pressure I f*cking hope it doesnt.

Will we still be permitted to sing OWTS, seeing as its apparently a spurs song?

Surely we have star trek style holograms available by now? Or teleporters?? ffs. I blame the lizards.

Oh, you're the guy that turned up at the surgery with an orange rash on his d*ck then. The one who's unemployed, and sits around all day eating wotsits and watching porn.