scotty

To be fair to him, he did leave Saints for his own home team, possibly the only club in the country that would have tempted him. Wasnt there a clause in his contract that said "if the spurs job becomes vacant" or words to that effect?

spurt

Me too, especially when that godawful harridan Libby Purves is on.

Hardly astonishing given the scrapes he's wriggled out of before. I wonder if there were many brown envelopes knocking around the jury room?

Christ, tell me you're joking??

Oh you poor bastard, sitting out there in the heat swilling cold beer while we're freezing our nuts off here and stoking up the woodburners. I feel your pain, really I do.....

Thats funny, but also relevant. If Arry goes in for a stretch he'll obviously be out of the running, which means the FA will have to go looking for another England manager in July. Everyone is saying that this time it has to be an Englishman, so they'll be looking for a manager with good form....up and coming....reasonable amount of experience, ambitious but not jaded....proven track record of promotions........ffs, I can see it coming. Redknapp will get off though, so no need to worry.

Lucky one of your mates brothers didnt get to her first, isnt it

Theres plenty of jobs they have to get contractors on for, I spend a lot of time at southampton docks working the cruise ships. And no, its not what youre thinking.....

Yep, fair play to all the fans who made what must have turned out to be an awful journey and stood in a blizzard in birmingham for two hours. The support sounded great, better than the brum fans, I guess it was easier for them to decide to give it a miss as they wouldnt have forked out for transport or made the 4 hour+ trip already.

I try and stay as local as possible, but did an interesting trip last year. Red Jet to the isle of wight, then on to some massive german cruise ship moored offshore, via their own tender. All for a 45 minute job. They paid well tho, and even cash on the nail.........

I'm concerned that he'll tell all three of my wives.

I'm not sure the law sees it that way. If the charge is "perverting the course of justice", any other charges would be dealt with separately, so a defendant would be tried for speeding or murder as a separate charge. He's a f*cking idiot for putting himself and his wife in their current position just to keep his licence imho. (if he dunnit, of course....)

She has ugly feet. Other than that, she's perfect.

http://www.dpmms.cam.ac.uk/~tf/poem24.html

and still they come.... #1. How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships? On the rocks #2. What vegetables do you get with dinner on Italian cruise ships? Leeks #3. What's the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship? Follow the captain #4. When the captain of the ill fated Costa Concordia was asked if he knew where he was going he replied, "off course." #5. The captain of the Costa Concordia will soon be in the dock. That's more than can be said for his ship. #6. I like my women how I like my Italian Cruises. Wet, wrecked and ready to go down. #7. The Costa Concordia is probably the most expensive thing to go down in Italy since Berlusconi's last hooker. #8. What's the difference between the Italian economy and the stricken cruise liner Costa Concordia? - Nothing. The bottom's been ripped out of both.

Why do you want to know? Blackmail?

That happens to me all the time on my galaxy. I'm sure admin think i'm a stalker.

He would, wouldnt he.

It used to be, though or as near as dammit.

Ask this instead. I cant see Ed lasting the month myself.

I think not.

.......TCM, the voice of experience........