I cant imagine not supporting the Saints. While I was living in the midlands I sort of followed Stoke, and still have a soft spot for them, (pulis apart, obviously,) but it was like drinking alcohol free lager, you didnt get the same buzz of euphoria (or, more regularly, blinding and stomach-churning disappointment) of following your home club. Then again, £500k would be enough for me to retire on. I'd take the money and lie.