scotty

Best ones/worst ones? True/false/dodgy but possible? Lets hear them!!!

That is a brilliant idea, I'm all for it. http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?35482-Conspiracy-theories-thread

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....the plot thickens........

Apparently its Ohne Berater, who also represents rory delap and david gea. http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/en/-ohne-berater/details/berater_96.html

Just put them both on ignore then!! Sorted.

Perhaps Markus was more interested in saving a football club that was about to go out of existence, and which he had a personal interest in or an affection for, than in buying a club for the sake of buying a club.

Perhaps they had an ounce of compassion or humanity after all

Not by much, given that they beat him up

Sensurround sound in a two inch wall Well I was waiting for the communist call I didn't ask for sunshine and I got World War three I'm looking over the wall and they're looking at me

Not any more. He's been snapped up by a resort in Benidorm, giving rides along the beach. Adults two euros or 50 cents for kids.

Probably this; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tinea_cruris Go to the f*cking doctor anyway you big girls blouse, do you think thats the ugliest thing they'll have seen this week? He might have a laugh afterwards, thats the worst that could happen. ffs, if I managed to cope with a middle-aged lady doctor checking me out for chalfonts I'm sure you could survive the utter humiliation of telling your quack that your rings itching.

Do tell. After all, if you dont, you could reasonably be classed as a WUM yourself

Well they probably arent, but theres not much that can done about that is there? Whats the alternative? Force them at gunpoint to stump up whatever is needed for whichever players we happen to want? Or think we want? I really dont see what point you're trying to make.

He's signed one or two since he took the helm, to be fair. Not many, I'll grant you, but a couple.

Blood Brothers (those f*cking nobbys are playing up again....)

+1. Is Ali Dia still going?

Blimey, how ugly is your mrs then?

While funny, this thread is actually getting a bit disturbing....

I say give Falque a run out and see if anyone notices. After all, one of the linos is a bird, she wont spot it.

I think theres an entry in Rogers Profanisaurus about this very subject. Look under Yellow Arrows.

The Killing

Whenever I hear the pub name "Hand and Racquet" I immediately think of Tony Hancock. Just thought I'd throw that in.....

I suspect the "Rosie 47" account may have swollen slightly. Just a guess.

christ mate, respect!!! A true fan.