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Yet another tw*t of a manager trying to imply that we're a one player hoofball outfit that lucked into buying the best striker in the league. What a graceless prat.

A Portsmouth woman was sexually assaulted yesterday. Police are still trying to find a motive.

this.

Liquids right, its not going to happen. It ought to, but it wont. Anyone that believes brooking is going to sit idly by and watch his beloved w ham drop 5 points in their promotion push is simply deluded.

My theory is that colin was especially plssed off because managers are always expected to win their first home game in charge. The players usually put in an extra pound of effort, which leeds certainly did, but he walked away with nul points and looking like a tw*t. Well, thats life in football colin, you should be used to it by now.

I bucked the trend and nuked Bristol instead. Satisfying, that....

lol, it was a one-off charity event that might possibly get a re-run this year, he's not about to get thrown in the ring with anybody young, fit, and handy with his fists. Steve called me this morning plssing himself laughing, said Sambosa's description of him is possibly the most accurate he's ever heard, and yes, he is the wrong side of 40. I should add that the fight was after Steve had spent six months in hard training for it, can you imagine what the fat bastard would have looked like without that hahahaaaa Also, lol @ special k's link, never seen that one before!!

Its early days, but imho he has already proved exactly that.

If the ruck goes off, rest assured I will be pressing for that.

SSOTN has put his finger on it turks, thats exactly what steve reckons. Everything to lose and nothing to gain. Having said that, I somehow feel he ought to go for it. Visualise the bloke as wearing a pompey shirt or something.

bumped update. The other fella keeps hassling Steve for a rematch, but Stevie reckons he's got nothing to gain from it. Any thoughts from the swf massive?

Just keep quiet, would you? ffs

Agreed. 80 wont cut it for auto this season.

+1. Good post.

Oddly enough, I just heard a trail for start the week on R4 at 9am. Theres a piece about the midlife crisis on it if JB is interested.......

True story. The last mcdonalds meal I ate was around 1985, and was responsible for the only unplanned time I have taken off sick in my life. Three days of projectile vomiting and diarrhea, and agonising stomach cramps. I have never been back there since, amazingly.

Bastard.

Someone I know slightly gave me a couple of cd's by Joe Bonamassa. Never heard of him before, but I was blown away by them, terrific blues-rock guitarist, I've been playing them non stop for a week now. Terrific stuff, highly recommended.

A bit like huddersfield last season. We kept winning, they kept matching us game after game.

f*ck me, that was quick!! I turned 50 last august, fwiw. ffs

Depends what you call mid-life really, doesnt it? Technically, I suppose 35'ish would be accurate, three score years and ten. I bet turks and jamie have both seen that birthday come and go.

^^^ Well, Johnnys clearly not going to tell us who he sh*gged/robbed/exposed himself to or whatever it was. I suggest we put together an swf posse, head down to bognor and beat it out of him.

So did mandaric when he was waxing lyrical about the blue few today, how theyre such a wonderful community club and so well supported that the club could never die, blablabla. Before pointing out he wasnt about to lift a finger to help them, obviously Saying it in an interview doesnt mean he's not a c*nt though, dont know enough about whelan to form an opinion tbh.

Point of order, Mr Chairman; why would Warnock need to know the celebration dance?

ffs, this threads been running for days and we still havent cut to the chase. Come on Johnny, what exactly did you do then? Nail the wifes sister? Quit your job? Go on the turn? We need details man, get on with it and spill the beans.