scotty

Wait and see who moves in, is my advice. If its some miserable scratter then who gives a f*ck about his telly aerial, let the kids knock it down for giggles. On the other hand, it might turn out to be a smoking hot blonde, in which case you may enjoy some regular visits to apologise and fiddle with her antenna.....if you get my drift.....

^thanks for that, I just had breakfast.

Thats a good point, and one that hadn't occurred to me. And dont worry about being over analytical Bletchy, we all have our crosses to bear. Could be worse, you could have been a pompey supporter. :scared:

Well that was amusing. Did the bilbao mob sing "one luis suarez", like ajax did a couple of weeks ago?

I think its the day after "could you go and get a takeaway, and by the way I have a headache" day.

I'm up for that.

That was quite an interesting read, tbh. Glad someone bumped it. Cant disagree with doddsy either, my mrs is always dragging up long-forgotten rubbish from the past too......gambling away the pension.....that unfortunate incident with the secretary (well, secretaries)...murdering her mum....ffs, do they never forget??

He's no frank zappa......as shurlock so eloquently puts it, "meh"

Have you ever considered yourself to be over-analytical Bletchy?

Which one?

After three weeks together, my new girlfriend finally agreed to give me a blowjob and swallow. Afterwards she said "you must have a high sperm count, I had to chew that....." Thats when I noticed my wart was missing

We're taking the plss, we're taking the plss....we are Southampton, we're taking the plss

Yes, but the trouble is that some idiot would be certain to start singing the speeded-up bit a verse too soon.....

I just sent this link to a mate in the states who happens to be called Rob Kay. Check the author of the page

ffs FFS

Only a bird could of come up with that list And anyway, according to your profile youre never going to die anyway

shhhhhh. ffs

..........preferably, his last words.

"I'm getting buried in the morning" "Come on baby light my pyre" "Down down, deeper and down" Joking apart, I'm with ron managers pistols theme. Got to be Pretty Vacant, nothing else would cut it. Trouble is, it would probably wake me up.

Hey Sergei, I had a swift pint in your place last week, on my way back from a job in winchester!! Didnt see the ghost though, the lazy bastard must have been asleep

It genuinely amazes me that anyone at all takes twitter seriously. I rank it right up there alongside Viz, http://www.c*ntscorner.com and The Onion as a source of information, surely its just an open arena for a good old-fashioned sl*gging match? And if Steven Fry disagrees with me, he can f*ck right off to belgium. Again.

That occurred to me as well. They will be fired up whoever they have left on the books, and any one of the rats yet to desert the sinking ship that is portsmouth fc who managed to crock Rickie or Adam would instantly enter pfc folklore. And in any case, to be honest if we cant rip the c*nts to shreds without a few normally key players, we dont deserve to be where we are.

True, but you might get run over by a bus tomorrow. Go on, have a fag!!

Serious question. If homosexuality was the norm, and you were heterosexual, would you be able to subjugate your abnormal desires and force yourself to find men sexually attractive? Its not a matter of choice. I happen to like the female form, but that doesnt mean I think every bloke ought to whether he feels that way or not. And if they dont, it certainly doesnt make him sick in the head.

...mmmmmmmmmm.......fat birds..........