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Not great from forster, got to say though that was coming from the moment we f*cked up clearing our lines. And the header was deflected more badly off cedrics head than I initially thought.

Two nil now, sadly.

Scousers miss a penalty

Thought I spotted barry in that clip. Guy in the entry barrier window?

That backheel for clyne in koemans first game, against the dippers.... remember we were all saying "lallana who?"

The Liverpool manager has resigned, and is taking his family home to Germany. Yes, the Klopps go back this weekend.

Christ, is this thread still wheezing along, I'd expected it to expire months ago. It's like waiting for a hated relative with an aggressive terminal disease to finally do the decent thing, but years later they're still hanging on by their fingernails.

That is genuinely funny

Ever the optimist then, Nick

I watched it and I was p*ssing myself. Quite wondrous to behold.

Lovren at fault for the fourth. The laughter distracted the Liverpool defence.

Begone with your sensible talk, there is no place for you here.

Yes, but they sometimes get blown up out of all proportion.

Can't argue with this. I try not to panic when it comes to Saints, been supporting too long to try and predict anything, but I'm officially going dalek atm. I suspect we'll be flirting with the relegation spots after that run of fixtures.

There are 100 pages here packed with dramatic howling from the remain camp about the economic holocaust that's going to push us back to the stone age. Take your pick. I don't subscribe to that view, any more than I do to some of the leave camps claims of a utopian world of milk and honey that awaits. Both sides of the argument have been so ridiculously overblown that rational debate about it has all but disappeared, not just here but all over the media. Personally I'd have preferred us to have stayed but I'm not particularly concerned that we're leaving, I've seen these dire predictions come and go literally for my whole life.

That's priceless, given the non-stop deluge of impending financial catastrophe peddled as fact by yourself and the other remain voters.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

No word today from the OP on his own thread. Just saying.

.....steady now, the lawyers are watching....

Get in..... ......sweepstake time. Two minutes 45 seconds .....

Well, I just found a stream and within thirty seconds we'd scored. Great, I thought.

Anybody else hear claridge on 5 live saying that saints should spend the money before selling players to fund it, that way the players being sold might then stay? The man's a genius, why has no other south coast club thought of that? :D

Note to the OP; that's turks in heartfelt sympathy mode. You're lucky he didn't decide to have a go at you.

I haven't read every post on this thread, but I'm betting that for the coveted title of "most patronising bullsh*t" award this has to rank in the top three.