scotty

Im assuming you're joking, I wouldnt want keegan here in any capacity whatsoever.

good point, i'd be into jenni bond like a ferret up a drainpipe

Any "advice" gordon is offered gets very short shrift from him, hes not the listening type. And the people even more plssed off than us with the farcical dumping of our gold reserves at poundland prices are the southern-effricans, I had messages and emails from friends over there asking wtf was going on. Being large producers, it hit their finances badly when our load flooded the markets and dropped the price

I hope your Mrs isnt reading this.

yeah, but once those offers come rolling in..........

Fix

f*cking nutjob work dune, but quality work nonetheless. I'll have a few grams of whatever youre taking

It probably is by now

Im saying nothing about theresa may.

I knew that theresa may thing would come back to haunt me, thanks for the reminder:D

Theres no need to feel sorry for brown, he shouldnt be where he is anyway, no f*cker ever voted for him as pm. And dubya would never have been put in charge of even his local bin collections if it hadnt have been for his daddy, no wonder he liked a drink.....

I stuck to my principles and voted tory, having decided Caroline Nokes definitely had the bigger cup size of the two candidates.

not any more apparently. Recovering alcoholic:rolleyes:

dont forget "lie to the electorate and invade Iraq: done."

Im not sure about that vid, granted it looks heartrending from our perspective but who knows whats going on in the cats mind? The saddest I ever felt in my life was watching an elderly dog die in Rome in the public square by the cathedral, there were two younger dogs laying in front and behind it, one with its nose to the dying dogs mouth and the other sniffing its jacksey. I thought how touching, then suddenly the dog croaked its last and the other two immediately tore into it and ripped it apart, hey presto, suppertime. Not the most pleasant moment I ever experienced

a mate in Wigan told me much the same thing this morning, he said labour could put up ian huntley as their mp and hed still get elected

Blimey!!!

I posted that on another thread and got roundly mocked for it. But I STILL would

Thanks for bringing that up, I did my time didnt I?

our constituency is a straight race between sandra gidley (libdem) and caroline nokes (tory). Ive studied their policies carefully, and will be voting for the one with the largest breasts.

thats excellent!

I didnt see that one, in fact I havent watched any of them, but I recall several radio 4/5 reports saying that the debate had strengthened his public perception?

that does seem very strange, unless its an attemp to to influence the outcome:confused: makes no sense to me, but then I'm not a betting man.

Thats where my brother in law and his wife live, they moan about nothing else. And hes over here at the moment being treated on the nhs for a heart problem and bleating on about how i should be voting lib dem, what a tw*t

nothing gets past me mate