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just on a side note, that jam song was brilliant. Going underground was even better tho

led by John Holmes?

I hate all of our dailies with a vengeance, the echo included, but the mail is the one which revolts me the most. The endless whining about how the immigrants and lefties are c*cking up the country and if theyd all just f*ck off we'd be living in a Eutopian dream world brings the bile to my throat. The only newsrags I get are The Week, which is staunchly apolitical and devoid of editorial opinion, and when Im abroad, the IHT.

Arrange the stag-night properly for starters, ie book somewhere, dont just go into town and hope. Do not allow the groom to get overly drunk, or anyone to shave off his eyebrows/chain him to lamppost/etc. Sort grooms transport and schedule for the big day and make sure you and everyone involved knows what they have to do and when. Its your responsibility to get the groom up and ready and at the church/registry in plenty of time. Make notes for the best mans speech, and refer to them, dont try to wing it. You need to thank the bridesmaids etc, and have a gift for them plus flowers for the grooms and wifes mothers. And as someone already mentioned, ffs dont lose or forget the ring.

lol @ someone calling themselves "hamster" commenting on this thread

its interesting how the libdems echoed the labour line on europe during the election campaign; questioned about British entry into the euro Clegg said he would want to put the whole europe question to the country by referendum, should we leave the EU or stay in it, the implication being that if we vote to stay in that will give carte-blanche to any and all further integration. There will be no box to tick saying "should we stay in on our current terms". Slippery c*nts

He'll probably try to annexe the Polish league for starters....

depends how you perceive the EU. If you consider it to be the national entity which some would like it to be then no, you are an EU citizen living in a particular part of that entity. If you view it as the free-trade and movement area that the British voted to join then yes, you are a Briton living in Spain, which makes you an immigrant in Spain. Interesting/relevant point, my bro-in-law had a medical emergency while visiting here recently, the NHS treated him as a foreigner; he had to provide evidence of entitlement to treatment via an EHIC or private insurance policy. Turns out he hadnt bothered with either, this little jaunt might just cost him his house.

L:DL, my brother in law and his wife f*cked off to live in Malaga, I asked them why and she said "we're fed up with all the immigration over here". So I asked her what she thought they would be in Spain, she says "thats different", blaaaahahahaaa

thats something we wont know until May 7th, imo as things stand its the most likely outcome. Previous form suggests that a lot of those people saying their going to vote liberal to the pollsters are actually planning to vote tory, but are too embarrassed to admit it. My guess is that the lib dems will come in a poor third. Again....

thats simple to address, if you cant remember the last time the libs were within sniffing distance of downing st (outside of the lib/lab coalition) just google jeremy thorpe trial, and marvel at why they havent been in power since.....

doesnt matter which, their both tw*ts

I wouldnt touch her with yours.

lmao, that was funny as all hell, the look on the pin-sharp "investigative" journalists face when he twigged, priceless

You're clearly the saints fan then, if you have white hair

every f*cker who plays us next year will know it, thats the only thing that worries me. Most of our games are going to be somebodys cup final moment, especially at st marys

yes, there could. You could blackmail the lady involved;)

thats fair comment, what is Mullins injury history like? Murty and Connolly were both a bit dodgy fitness-wise when they came here, I imagine their wages/fees took account of that. Injury-prone players tend to stay that way, and it doesnt improve with age. My dad and I still use the catchphrase, delivered Motson-style with an air of shocked amazement and horror- "...and Pearsons hobbling!!!......Stuart Pearson is definitely hobbling!!!!......"

I remember that, and I also remember thinking how ironic was that, p*ter ma*de*son referring to anybody else as a c*nt, the slippery, brazilian-sh*gging two-faced tw*t

It was funny as all hell tho, I almost plssed myself in the car today. First 5-live went to the interview saying it was breaking news, Brown confronted by old lady etc etc, then ten minutes later hes cracked completely and called her a bigot on an unsecured mike. Moment of the campaign methinks

the greeks were allowed to pile in as a sop to them, nobody ever believed they had a viable economy. The idea was to reconcile the cyprus situation, of course as soon as they were in they changed their minds about accomodating the turks. (amazingly) Another example is italy. Ive nothing against the italians, in fact im married to one, but their economy did not meet the suppposed criteria for entry into the euro; the big players just decided that they were better inside the tent plssing out then outside the tent plssing in. The euro project is such a stitch-up I cant believe anybody here still thinks we ought to be any part of it. imo gordon broon is a c*nt of the first order, and a scottish c*nt at that, but at least he has displayed a credible disdain for the euro project

Yes it does. If we were in the eurozone, your vote on may 6th would be worth precisely f*ckall. Every election in this country starts with the premise that whatever manifesto pledges any party makes is dependent on the economy delivering the funding for those pledges, which is why the party elected is invariably the party the electorate trusts to run a decent economy. If the UK had no control over our own interest rates or lending/borrowing policy, there would be no point in voting at all; just look at Spain, a freak occurrence like a train bombing, appalling as it was, overturned a massive poll-lead simply because the electorate knew that all the parties were hamstrung by the eurozone rules and that their vote in that regard was simply irrelevant. They werent voting for a government, they voted for a single policy, which incidentally was not carried through when Zapatera (aka Mr Bean) got in.

lol, apologies for that and to dodd the legend, you are correct sir, but it still takes a particular type of talent to stick the ball in the net even if you're always hanging round the penalty area. The beckford goal that dumped manure out of the cup was top-drawer. Doesnt make him a Lambert tho;)

Lambert would be my preference fwiw, but I always find it annoying when people moan about goal-poachers/predators etc. "All they ever do is score goals", blablabla, well thats all I want the f*ckers to do!! Malcolm Macdonald scored a shedload in his first England game I think?, was it 5 against Cyprus?? Wasnt good enough of course, after all he's just a poacher......

I reckon thats his porn-name, Marsdinho. Theres no other rational explanation.