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I remember that, in fact I asked her about it. She bred and sold bengal cats, dsm bought one but failed to pay for it. When she asked for it back he told her he couldn't afford to pay for it but he'd given it to his daughter and couldn't take it back. I don't know whether that's true, but I don't see why she'd have made it up. She was good fun on the forum. RIP.

I said exactly that earlier to turks. Probably not a red card because it may not have been intentional, , but how can preventing a goal by using your arm not be a penalty? If it had been farther out and possibly not goalbound I could understand it, but that was on the goal line.

I only caught brief glimpses of the game, but two of them were the penalty shouts. I don't know what else the ref did, but those decisions were pathetic. Absolutely pathetic.

To be fair, I went to bristol once. Never again. Even if it meant getting into bed with a young debbie harry, I'd still draw the line at returning to that utter sh*thole. I feel much the same way about hong kong, but for different reasons.

We were all excited when he signed. He did his best, but he was a combination of pure ability and utter haplessness. We might have got something out of him if we'd banned him from taking set pieces and stopped him trying to run at packed defences without thinking of passing the ball. His technique was superb, but he had no idea how to use it. I was in france visiting relatives, they were watching a uruguay international, got a free kick in extra time that could have been an equaliser. Gaston stepped up to take the kick, the family couldn't understand why I laughed out loud, said game over and got up to get a beer.

If you ploughed through that lot adrian, I can only salute your fortitude. Fair play to you.

I think he was referring to a quote from michael howard when he was the tory leader.

It's not going to happen anyway, but in the highly unlikely event that it did I'd guess that any adverse effects would be down to the continent reacting out of spite.

The wife called me whilst I was at work yesterday lunchtime and said she had terrible stomach pains. "Well, what have you had to eat today?" I asked her. "A few slices of toast, 3 sausage rolls, 2 bags of crisps, a large portion of chips and cheese, lasagne, 2 slices of birthday cake, a Mars bar and a chocolate flapjack", she told me. "That's it, then" I said "you're probably hungry".

I was there for that as well as the jpt. I remember thinking at the time that having pulled back two against forest we'd surely go on to win it. Lucky I'm not a betting man.

That's the way I see it. Man U won't want to strengthen another similar club, and the last thing the f*ckers need is yet more money. Also, half the players the top clubs sign aren't intended to do anything but warm the bench and deprive a rival club of their services. Treble their salary and stick them in the reserves or loan them out.

Apparently it's 15, except where commercial sex is involved, in which case it's 18. Presumably that's to discourage sex tourism. And having googled that, nice to have known you all. Doubtless the coppers will be kicking off my front door within 30 minutes and carting my computer away.

Would the girl in question have been below the age of consent in thailand?

"It's a sobering thought," said my wife, "that however you live your life, one day you will inevitably die." Say what you like about her, but she knows how to delay my orgasm.

I want us to win both games, obviously. But if we were going to win one and lose one, and could choose which one to lose it would be leicester without a moments hesitation.

To be honest mate, looking again at that bird in the dalek outfit, I'm not sure I wouldn't. In fact I'm pretty sure I would.

If that's daleks new girlfriend it looks like he's in for a very painful loss of virginity.

This, absolutely. It's appalling how children are treated in some countries, but it's shameful that our own citizens participate in what is basically child rape.

I reckon I've got an absolute maximum of twenty more years to live, if I'm lucky. And I don't have any children. Anyone think I've got anything to worry about? That seems to me to sum up the attitude of the climate change deniers. Just carry on minutely debating the miniscule amount of scientific evidence until it's too late to do anything about it. I'll be dead anyway, and frankly I don't really care enough about anyone else to change my lifestyle. I'd go along with it if the people with a stake in the future weren't arguing that there's nothing to worry about and we can't do anything about it, even though it's so blatantly obvious that it is happening and there is at least a possibility that we are partially responsible for it. I've thrown in the towel myself, the planet will outlive me.

If any of them were betting men they probably wouldn't have £1.20 to put on it.

Ah, but what if every team but saints had to withdraw from the PL because of the plague? Would we be considered to be top, and win it, or bottom and be relegated? These are serious questions which need to be addressed. I can only hope that the board have planned for the possibility.

We wouldn't be allowed to field a team of kids. They'd obviously be needed by the nation for breeding purposes. Please, think before you post.

Taping it? I hope that's on betamax.

You're forgetting other factors here. For instance, what would be the precise ramifications of a mass epidemic of plague or something, causing some clubs to have to withdraw from the competition altogether? We could still be relegated if there were fewer teams below us than there are currently.

This.