Deppo

Posh = Peterborough Southampton = Saints ie Saint Peter - the disciple who denied knowing Jesus three times before repenting In other words. Sky have repoted this story knowing it to be untrue (they have denied Jesus) and will have to repent so that they don't go to Hull (Hell) and recognise the truth that Mclean (Jesus) is in fact on his way to St Mary's (his mother's womb) and the world will be put right again/we'll get promoted.

No it isn't. Sticking your naked bottom out of the window of a moving vehicle at passing motorists is. Sarcasm is the 5th lowest form of wit, just in between scientist and Chartered Engineer.

I love it.

Yes, that's what happened.

The EDL's statement is basically calling Jones a racist and homophobe. If the EDL call you racist, you must be a complete b*stard. Maybe you can fly out and see one of his talks, dune? He sounds right up your street.

Oh, wait. I've just re-read what you wrote on the thread. You came second on the internet, dune! Still good! Well done!

Congratulations dune! You won on the internet! You are the bestest!

9) The Secret Seven (Enid Blyton) 14) 2 Humps on a Bactrian Camel

46) 45 Years, Sustained W*nking Aches (or it might be a Silver Wedding Anniversary).

How silly of me. I must be wrong then.

12) 1979 Nazi Party in Power for Margaret Thatcher

Sorry, he used to be a Full Member. I guess he didn't renew. Hope you get everything sorted.

Don't laugh, he's right. It goes, in ascending order: Amoeba, Socialist, Liberal Democrat, Big Issue Salesman, Science Teacher, Scientist, Maggie Philbin, Unchartered Engineer, Chartered Engineer, Professor Brian Cox, Doctor Octopus, Ming the Merciless, Jor-El, God.

56) 8 = Posts it Takes to Confuse Dune

Have you tried Junction 9? He is usually pretty good with this sort of thing and always willing to help out a fellow Saints fan in their hour of need. PM him.

40) 8 = Conservatives That Believe in Ethics

44) £42, Essruu's Lowest Taxi Fare

"I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?"

1) 11 November, Remembrance Day 30) 50 Ladyboys in the Royal Navy 49) 301 is Sane Posts on Saintsweb Mainboard (since it's inception)

Are you running out of things to say? Here, this may help you come up with some new posts: http://tinyurl.com/5f4hbg Although, I'm pretty sure you've been using it for a while now. I recognise some of it from your posts.

I did say that he is as thick as pigsh*t.

My best mate is a Chartered Engineer and he is as thick as pigsh*t and knows f*ck all about climate change. He's currently being paid to do a PhD. Go figure.

Don't make things up.

I've just been to Tesco. There were loads of cars and bikes of all ages in the car park. It was brilliant.

Jon Gaunt's autobiography.