Deppo

Except lettuce.

Imagine the fuss if they had a Music of White Origin Awards? It's PC gone mad gone mad gone mad.

In the interests of transparency, you should all know that Baj has infracted me twice today. How disrespectful of the dead can one man be? He might as well have raped my naked, skeletal corpse. Again. Posted from the Afterlife, using Hampshire Ghostbusting Club's PKE Meter and Fisher Space Pen.

It seemed to me that Gobern had decided early on that the player was going to try and pump the ball back in and he was going to throw himself in front of it, by making himself big and blocking it. He just got there before that happened and threw himself into the player instead. Poor challenge, deserved a red, but don't think he meant it in the first place. A sign of lack of experience, if anything. He'll learn with time.

No. I learn from the master. Infract first, explain later.

Boj, do you really believe that this is an appropriate comment on a serious thread about an international tragedy?

He should have just said "Why have you got a pair of man's boll*cks painted on your face?"

I don't think we'll score that many.

...said the man rushing to so many conclusions that he has his very own rush hour in his head. Every hour.

I agree with CB Fry that how much you earn should be reflected in the respect that is paid to you after you die, not just in football but in life. Mother Teresa is a good example of someone that earned very little money due to her ascetic lifestyle (tree-hugging liberal hippy lifestyle more like), yet there was a tremendous outpouring of grief at her death. It just makes no sense. City bankers die every day and do they get mentioned on the news? No. Bloody ridiculous situation, if you ask me, given what they contribute to our economy.

Maybe the men should race the women and whoever wins gets to kepp all the cash?

I wonder what the missing word is. W*nking?

Lost me at this point. We are 4th in the third division. Some of our fans are clearly mental.

The best photos are the series for Barnard's goal, where the ball is clearly in Jalal's hands in the first photo. And then...

Adkins: "Our support is magnificent. The length and breadth of the country our supporters come out, and they get behind the players." Does he know how close Bournemouth is? I mean, it's a local derby, isn't it?

Every cloud...

You can't do this with a dog.

Here is an example of my work (that's not me in the picture):

Mental.

You wouldn't call me Depot to my face.

I will meet you for sex, but you can keep your chat.

The play-off semi-final a couple of years ago was the best one I've seen. Really exciting with extra time and penalties to boot. Shame about the result though.

I could knit you one for about £60

No they don't

A masterpiece.