Lets B Avenue

I think he may have been the banana.

SSN just shown West Ham fans dressed as Superman and a banana, getting on a train to Cardiff. I despise that club.

But you don't do e's?

I'd sooner wear fancy dress.

I had to chauffeur the "Club Historian", who was a right old miserable bar-steward as we didn't have time for a pub stop.

If it dosen't come true, perhaps it will get a mention in the Leveson Inquiry.

Sooty and Sweep?

Luckily, we aren't. Le saux played only two seasons and the shirt sponsor at that time was Friends Provident

Piece of pi ss. Completed first time and I am King of the Luddites.

You are obviously seen as the new "Nick Illingsworth".

William (Billy) Wright.

Mick Mills and Keegan.

Agree with an earlier poster about Liam Trotter of Millwall. He was suberb in both Cup games against us and was, luckily, injured for the recent league match. 23 years old and played on loan at Scunny in 09 under Nige. Only seen on TV, but 18 y/o Nick Powell at Crewe has scored some great goals in the last few weeks and looks like a younger version of Lallana. Schmeichel, as we obviously need a 2nd goalie.

Knows how to hold a knife and fork?

Not if we had a high scoring draw.

By balloon?

I've asked him before, what he is a professor of? Is talking boll ocks a degree course these days?

Reading bought Roberts, Wham got Maynard and Vaz Te. We got ...? No-one, apparently.

Whilst not disagreeing that he should probably get the vote in the team of the year awards, lets not forget that he only came for 2 crossesand that they were high floaty ones from the halfway line. One was a free kick. We sent countless other crosses in that he stayed on his line for and we should have scored from at least 2 of them.

Where's SaintsFanCam when you need him?

For anyone who uses the Tesco garage in Lodge Rd. Woodmansey was the "Big Issue" seller for the past year or so. Rumour is they killed him on Thursday over a DSS cheque and were then on CCTV buying petrol on Fri/Sat, before trying to dispose of the body. Criminal masterminds. Not.

Something Schneiderlin has never been guilty of.

I'm not bothered about their sexual proclivities.

Surely its only a derby if the fans travel in a "bubble".

Cockbain dropped in slips 1st ball he faced.