Lets B Avenue

Our (ahem) good friends at the Echo had a back page headline "Cork and Ervince at centre of injury scares." Ervince?? Some kind of scientific hybrid? What next, Brams? Work? Carson?

Are you still talking about Zoltan Liptak? He didn't feature in anything like 6 games. If you are, at least have the decency to put a "smilie-thing" after your post.

Both Cork and Ervine picked up back injuries yesterday.

Just like he did at Man City. Just as well we didnt take him on last year.

No. BANG!!

Eric. I'm pleased to report that last night, the Bovril was available and more than satisfactory. :thumbup:

Hell of a lot of them. Must have had every incident covered. Surely a service worth paying for?

Who were the 10 or so blokes sat behind the Northam goal? About 4 of them walked round in front of us and went up the Chapel in the 1st half as Bompey looked like scoring. They didn't seem to be carrying paper and coloured pencils, but rather cameras with long-lensey things. What were they doing there? I think we should be told!!

Lucky you. I guess that puts you in the other 5%.

The bloke next to me at the TO window yesterday, queried the fact that he would have to pay the car park charge whilst using the Travel Club. The kiddy in the office confirmed it and pointed out that they have to pay whilst they are working. No different to say 95% of people that drive to work though. The free lunches are over, folks!

Andy Flower has just said on Sky, that Broad, Swann, Cook and KP are all free to play on Finals Day. Nasser Hussein has supported Hants in not selecting him. "Playing for your County is a two-way thing and Kevin hasn't done anything for Hants in the last 4 years, so he cant turn round and say ' Let me come down for finals day.' It's not a one-way door." Good on Nasser. Although he might not want KP playing against Essex. Warney then said " It would be nice if KP went and supported Hants even if he wasn't selected." When asked if he would be selected, or if not, turn up and support, he said " Neither."

Phil. What's happened to the "Fake Doc"? Not a peep out of him since that arrest warrant whilst he was playing chess (?) in Moscow. Seeing he was listed as a creditor, in for £5 mill, you would have thought he would be singing to the press by now.

I'm "very wary" about finding a TV, with the game on, at Edgbaston where I'm watching the first two days of the test match. Perhaps I should offer NI my season ticket?

But why does that make him an "animal's home"?

Mussolini. Oh no. He is only the Chairman. Apparently.

Last night I went to my 1st pre-season match, since the Espanyol game that opened St Mary's. It was just like watching a glorified training match with absolutely no atmosphere or entertainment. If any of you see me at another, please have me arrested. The fate that should have befallen that long haired tw at in the Barnet shirt and the 4 saints idiots that wouldnt take him on, but were brave enough to call him a "wanquer" when he sat down. Quite pathetic!

Sonko on his way to Bristol City according to SSN. Good Ol' Coppell.

I cant believe you're not doing time for this "heinous" crime! I mean, when you compare it to fence-rattling you really are a jammy bar-steward. What the hell is wrong with our justice system? Oh by the way. take the course as its only 2-3 hours and whilst everyone there will have a similiar hard luck story, you will all be made to look foolish. Also no self respecting Chav would own up to being done for 36 MPH.

Whilst I don't believe this for one minute (in fact it could be a misprint and Benjii is being signed ) I had to cheapen myself and take a look at P****y Mong Line, to see how they were reacting. One twonk called Magic Man said it could be true as "they pay silly money down there, so I've heard." You really couldn't make this up.

They obviously didn't use mine, then.

Did she demand a booking fee?

There's always OG's.

"What's for dinner, Vera?" "Whale meat, again." No coat to get, as its too hot.

4-0, Eric. Yours, Pedantically.

As I went twice last season, I was glad it was this game or the T20 finals day. I'll wait to see if Hants win the Q/f next Monday before choosing which ticket to buy for the 14th.